Today, the one time, THE ONE TIME, we ran out of condoms and had sex anyway, my girlfriend got pregnant, even though she’s on the pill. I didn’t even orgasm inside her, I had to do a Google search to learn that live sperm can emerge and go inside her even before I orgasm. We are so screwed. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she did not want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for coming inside her because she didn't want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
Today, despite a condom, an IUD, and my boyfriend getting a vasectomy, I still managed to get pregnant. It was my first and only time having sex and I don’t want kids, ever. FML
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML
Today, it was the first time my fiancé and I have been able to have sex in the daytime for ages. We have two kids under two years-old who take up most of our time, so when we had the opportunity, we grabbed a condom and pounced. Everything was going well until he pulled out… and left the condom inside. Now we can’t find it. FML
Today, after having sex with my girlfriend, I jokingly held the condom above my mouth. Somehow, the condom busted, and everything went over my face. Worse still, we're now wondering just how safe this condom really was. FML
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zip2dwess 16
I’ve always had unprotected sex with my boyfriend when I was on the pill. I mean that’s the whole POINT of the pill. So the odds were super low, especially with you pulling out, so are you sure she was actually on the pill? Did she take it diligently?
lordjames 2
Or she has been unfaithful. Get a paternity test when the kid is born so your aren’t locked in if it isn’t yours!
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TomeDr 25
Even with condoms, there’s always a chance of pregnancy. There is ALWAYS the possibility of pregnancy when you have sex, regardless of precautions. I wish people would figure that out. Now step up to your responsibilities.
cuz803 46
I mean...are options such as abortion or adoption rules out?
lordjames 2
Or she has been unfaithful. Get a paternity test when the kid is born so your aren’t locked in if it isn’t yours!
Justkidding100 41
abortion is the same as birth control, pop that shit out no harm done
majestic09 13
YDI for not knowing how to have safe sex.
RichardPencil 32
If she's really on the pill, why are you wearing condoms? Probably so you don't get the STDs she's contracting from the other dudes she's banging.
zip2dwess 16
I’ve always had unprotected sex with my boyfriend when I was on the pill. I mean that’s the whole POINT of the pill. So the odds were super low, especially with you pulling out, so are you sure she was actually on the pill? Did she take it diligently?
core01 30
Other meds & some supplements decrease the efficiency. Could be she took the pill exactly on time, but wasn't aware a med made it ineffective. i know dr/pharmacist rarely mention pill combo issues
dreams2383 20
sounds like she doesn't always remember to take the pill. I've been on the pill for decades and I've never been pregnant. we don't use condoms either.
D J's MOM 17
are you sure she not cheating?... just saying..
nkunzi 4
Get a DNA test bud. You’re being played