Today, I was running a marathon for my school. Two hot girls started talking to me, so I glanced at them, and smiled. I turned back, just in time to knee a little boy in the face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML
Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML
Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML
Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML
Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML
Today, I was awarding medals to finalists in a school club. While putting one around someone's neck, I ended up poking a girl in the eye. She tried to be a trooper by continuing to walk across stage, but I guess her eyes got really watery because she missed the step and fell, breaking her ankle. FML
Today, I took part in a charity run for a good cause. I'd trained for months and showed up, only to trip and fall flat on my face at the starting line. I spent the rest of the race with scraped knees and a bruised ego. FML
Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML
Today, I was running a marathon. I stopped to massage my stiff legs, when an elderly spectator taunted, "Oohhh yeah, that's it! Massage those legs good, boy!" She looked about 70. FML
Today, at school, I saw the guy I like at his locker. I decided to run up from behind and surprise him. I ended up accidentally slamming his locker on his fingers. FML
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perdix 31
Are you on dope? Did this really happen or are you just dreaming it? Were these "two hot girl" runners or spectators of the marathon? What was a little boy doing on the race course? Are you high-stepping for 26 miles, 385 yards?
Fortuitous 0
The world does not kneed another child abuser.
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Comments (57)
Petawhitney 2
Two hot girlS, I hope. And way to go, kneeing a child in the face, child abuser.
KiddNYC1O 22
Today, I was kneed in the face at the special olympics. FML.
thebignixie 0
NOT like op MEANT to do it, right??
Thunderbender 2
That'll teach him.
namtrah 0
yea for real accidents happen but that would suck
yuggi1 11
Kid's fault for been in the way. WTF? Is he blind? He was probably a midget waiting for you to strike him so he can sue your ass. FYL OP! ;(
KiddNYC1O 22
31- how the **** is it my fault!?
yuggi1 11
I wish i could move it away from comment #1... can't do it. Deal with it! Besises, mind moving away? I was replying to OP.
yuggi1 11
A consideration: (Hi #1, sorry Kidd... ) Won't it be awkward if the girls thought he stole something from them and that was the reason he was running? lol, this bring back memories... This one Haitian kid was running, supposedly to the student's service, when this white kid started running after him. Well white kid caught him and they start trading blows. The deans come to separate them and when they ask what happened.... White kid's reply: "I chased him because I thought he stole something, he was running away". And I was there to witness this!
KiddNYC1O 22
KaySL: I know the feeling. Btw, you changed your pic! You've had it since the beginning of time! Yuggi: I loved how you apologized but you didn't have to =]
KiddNYC1O 22
Who's the other ****?
DevianceIsBliss 0
Kidd: a certain moderator.... I would say they name but she kind if scares me... haha. probably change my comment x]
KCTruth4 0
Did these two hot girls have a cup with them?
FML191919 3
LOL
to3_tag 0
that's what the little kid gets for failing a spelling test.
adamhino 0
owie
textingfreak 0
poor little boy
perdix 31
Are you on dope? Did this really happen or are you just dreaming it? Were these "two hot girl" runners or spectators of the marathon? What was a little boy doing on the race course? Are you high-stepping for 26 miles, 385 yards?
jess2gd4u 0
my thoughts exactly!
WRvV 1
wtf
max_wilder 9
Way to break it down from all angles there champ
h2opoloplaya 0
fhl. why would he run into where the race was
beccusmaximus 0
Yeah, that's what I'd like to know. Who lets their kid get in the way of a marathon?
Icyyy 0
WTF, they're talking to you while you're running a marathon? AND you just smiled instead of replied?
Fortuitous 0
The world does not kneed another child abuser.
silentkilla78 1
Win!
mrahhhhh 21
Always watch where you are going, bozo. Falling can give people oowie. Ok, chamaco? Or the kid came out of nowhere. Then FYL.
disco2466 8
little shit deserved it, well played sir
DrAwesome 6
You can't just knee every kid who tries to ****-block you in the face. You gotta learn to share.
Person1233 13
If you can run 26.2 miles, your life does not suck. If you decided to make this up, your life does suck. Running a marathon is a pathetic thing to lie about.