Today, I realized that I have been playing a little too much Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I realized this when I was watching a youtube video and there was someone walking in the background who I impulsively tried to gun down and kill by moving my mouse over him and clicking repeatedly. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML
Today, I was feeling really good about myself for running and walking everywhere so much so that I was out of breath and panting. Well, until I remembered that I was playing a video game and it was my character that was doing the running around that is. FML
Today, I was playing some CoD online, when I realised I'd started humming an annoyingly catchy Bieber tune. Before I could come to my senses and pull out my mic, a bunch of my teammates started sarcastically singing along. FML
Today, I decided I need to get a life. I reached this epiphany when I failed to take notice of my friend calling me, until he started calling out my Xbox gamertag. FML
Today, I wanted to play Among Us for a little distraction. I ended up having a panic attack. FML
Today, my father told me I was becoming violent because of the video games I play. I was playing Minecraft. FML
Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML
Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML
Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
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null_fml 11
Hmmm... from that information, I'm betting you're normally a sniper.
MissOriginal 0
Im still waiting for the FML.....
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Twunt 14
first
Sadlittlekid 0
2nd. **** YOU GUYS! HAHAHAHAHAHA
MagneticGuitar 0
#24: Perfect username.
Mx718 0
Did you use bling and steady aim? =D
khujo97 0
I like to use akimbo with the model 187 lol
devilsown007 0
been there done that..
cicibizzy112 0
Ewwwwwwww I hate people that r addicted to COD
sweetbiotch88 0
Let's have sex
whataloadofbull 0
the guy who wrote this fml fails at spelling
rjrudman 0
And you fail at grammar.
sadistmonkey 19
you both fail at life
8trickster8 0
we all fail! group hug!
whataloadofbull 0
in the showers!! pause not..
bballer55 0
im srry but OP does not fail at spelling
TheTerenity 9
How? I don't see any mistakes.
AndelleRae 9
Kill buy moving, huh? I actually thought that was an action in the game until I realized what you meant. Don't worry. Call of Duty is very popular among geeks right now. My boyfriend and all of his friends play. :-p
APenguin 0
You're confusing geeks and people who play games, they are not the same. Op, get a new hobby, if you're that easily influencd then you shouldn't be playing games like this. I've been playing games for 20 years now and not once has this ever been an issue.
sillyzombiekid 0
heyy, i love modern warfare 2, does that make me a geek? =[
IOwnedYou 0
No. Tones of people play it..
AndelleRae 9
My comment was taken far too seriously. I was making a joke. I in no way believe that playing Call of Duty, or any video game for that matter, makes a person a geek.
sLsIDK 0
Woah woah, cool it, #14 doesn't have the slightest clue what he or she is talking about. I play video games and am a geek and a lot of the people who play video games are geeks.
fudrick 0
How do you have a boyfriend
ZleveL 0
129 beat me to it XD
awesome_king 3
how would you have a bf, seriously.
malikk6537 0
I thought you were a dude...
riax 9
What?!? a lot of the guys who I knw play are just delinquents wasting their time coz they hv nothing better to do.. sad.. and I wouldn't say they are 'geeky', tbh, they seem more like rebels :/
Starfire22 5
*giggles* I could totally see my fiancée doing this!
lovingamylea 0
My ex used to play Black so much that we were having lunch at this place, where we could see some construction going on at a distant building and he looked at one of the bobbing yellow safety helmets and exclaimed "damn, I have a clear headshot!" :D
JulzKay 0
Sounds like a fun person to have lunch with! =P
Thunderbender 2
I think thats the funniest thing I heard all day #51
MrPresidentBoss1 0
Doubt it.
FortuneFaded 0
Twunt, your life must now be complete. Congratulations on getting first. Not. As for CoD, whilst it can be pretty addictive, but that is sad!
thefmlinator 10
Hey I came up with the word twunt
MissOriginal 0
Im still waiting for the FML.....
Rocksygen 0
Same here. FMLs are getting so lame.
Toothspikey 0
Damn... that's helluva life you got there. I agree FYL