Pranked

Hakimstah - 21/04/2012 17:38 - Lebanon

Today, I woke up to a really cold feeling down below. I opened my eyes and saw my girlfriend grinning like a maniac and holding my crotch-sausage between two scissor blades. I screamed in terror like a little bitch, and she says I'm never gonna live this down. FML
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dragonstrike94 8

What the he'll is wrong with her

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Sabrina_Marie 4

Looks like its time to find a new girlfriend.

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conholio33 28

That is messed up... She has issues ditch her before she does it for real

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wingedelephants 17

It seems she will never live down her reputation as a complete lunatic.

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BigD3452 6

Women do shit like that when they are deprived of their basic rights and freedoms

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jakeroney98 14

If you had jerked quickly to the wrong side right as you got up your crotch sausage would be sliced. Break up with her because she is either crazy or stupid

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TonyDobiii 5

Tht why I lay sleep on my side and with it between my legs

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BWilson89 4

You're still with her? That's some psychotic creepazoid b.s.......Run friend.....Run......

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tuxedoandex 28

wake her up by holding a pair of scissors around her neck also call the police

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