Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband's cat died. He has resorted to calling me by her name to comfort himself. FML
Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
Today, at the end of a 15 hour shift, my girlfriend and her friends played a "prank" on me by texting me from a random number saying my cat got hit by a car. I immediately burst into tears and lost it in front of my colleagues. My cat is fine. My relationship is the real joke. FML
Today, I thought my new kitten had gotten out, so I roamed the streets in the pouring rain, screaming his name for hours. Eventually, my fiance called and said he was home from work. I cried that the cat was gone, and he said, "What do you mean? He's on my lap." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML
Today, after I had planned a romantic weekend for my boyfriend and me, with an itinerary of dinner, events and outings, it got cut short when he had to have his cat put down, which he had for 12 years. FML
Today, my girlfriend furiously bitched me out because I got more upset about my phone screen cracking than when she told me about the death of her cat. We hadn't even met when her cat died. Did she expect me to burst into tears from hearing the story? Guess who's single again… FML
Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML
Today, my roommate's noisiest cat passed away. My previously-silent cat has decided that someone has to fill the void, and has been running around the apartment howling ever since. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I spent almost $500 adopting a senior cat and buying everything we needed to take care of him. He died 6 hours later. FML
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Jakesterk96 8
What a catastrophe.
YoYoNegro 0
Still a better love story than twilight.
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Comments (130)
claire3791 5
Lol
yummayy_ 11
At least he shows his emotions.... :)
Birdie_Sage 0
Over some cat on the screen? He can get a new one, no biggie. He must be REAL sensitive...
zandalee 20
Maybe some crazy bitch had previously cut his crotch sausage off that very morning...
fadingfaith 4
#15 they do if you win rock, paper, scissors against the Grim Reaper.
ceda95 6
hahaha
fmyluff 7
Your icon is insane omg
Jakesterk96 8
What a catastrophe.
StoryOfTheYear 15
You've got to be kitten me.
xlord 27
Are you fur real? Are these lame puns even pawsible? Seriously you guys have got to be kitten me right meow
sweetpea41800 0
I think it was purrfect!
ALpein 0
What a pussy.
AceArctic 4
He must not be feline too happy about that.
SpottedZebra42 14
I can only hope that OP's lion.....
Pinkfl0yd 9
I can't think of anything to say. Cat's got my tongue.
StoryOfTheYear 15
29- Normally I would applaud you on your amount of puns, but I'm a jealous ************ and I'm quite upset that you dared to steal my pun. >:(
SkyBirdy 5
Hey #3...go wizards :D
xlord 27
79- haha I'm sorry but I thought of meow (now) and that was the only way to put it in:D
Jakesterk96 8
82- Congrats for beating the heat bench by 2 pts.
randomkayx3 11
WHY WHISKERS WHY?!
omgawshglee 4
I'm not even kitten a litter bit here, but beclaws all these cat puns were added, i had to join in on this cat nip !
nathantcash 0
Lol!!!
KingGeorgeGal 12
Tell him not only did his pussy died, but his manhood.
connerwonner 7
His manhood would have been gone a long time ago if he had a pussy.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Oh, a man showing some emotion automatically means he loses his manhood? Crying for a virtual cat may be a bit extreme, but that doesn't mean OP's boyfriend is a pussy. Coming from a Bisexual guy, sensitive men are better than guys who hide their emotion.
Kyzahhh 7
all men cry at one point in time some are just more open about it
kristat 14
48- while I agree with most of your comment, what does being bisexual have to do with anything?
THE_A_TEEN 28
It just shows that even a guy who is interested in other guys don't think negatively about a man who sheds tears or shows emotion. Unlike most men and women here...
iBanana 17
WHAT'S WRONG WITH CRYING OVER STUFF ON VIDEO GAMES? We've all yelled, cried, thrown things, punched things, had kids for and much much more over a game of Call of Duty. Emotion is good; how else would we get kill-streaks? I do have to confer with the above comments, crying over a virtual cat is a bit extreme, unless of course it was one of those Siamese naked cat, things.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Or Anime? Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann made me cry. I never seen something that can touch you that emotionally....
idntwannaknow 3
62 No, i think you're the only one who has had kids because of call of duty...
THE_A_TEEN 28
No, I've given up searching for anime on YouTube. Also, since I'm on my phone a lot, I can't go on websites and watch Anime online. I'll consider it. Word of advice: never read the Elfen lied fan-comic "Nana's everyday life". I couldn't get through it.
happle 21
5- It's because of people like you that men are afraid to show emotion.
SeanMargalit 0
Hi.
coldashell 23
Time for a new boyfriend.
mk58 31
That's the solution for everything, isn't it?
SpottedZebra42 14
Yet another FML commenter who feels OP should dump their partner at the drop of a hat....
Kyzahhh 7
yeah that's a legit reason to get a new boyfriend... idiot
Donat96 20
It's ok, OP. He still has your pussy.
SkyBirdy 5
Youre assuming she has a sims cat too?
ladyLALAA 29
Couples that play together, stay together.
yoyoforpeace 14
No he IS a pussy
YoYoNegro 0
Still a better love story than twilight.
LSS_fml 18
I love how this never gets old because EVERYTHING is a better love story than twilight!
auzz1_pride 9
31) even Romeo and Juliet???
LSS_fml 18
Haha yep
joannalynn 0
77) Romeo and Juliet is an eternal love story of the deepest love known to man. It's better that any other story. Especially twilight! The fact that you even compared the two makes me want to cry
auzz1_pride 9
85) I'm sorry if I struck an emotional nerve of yours, but when I went to watch one of those plays as a kid, not even five minutes in I was already asleep. Not everyone finds those type of movies/plays/acts or whatever you want to call it interesting at all.
joannalynn 0
88) no nerve was struck just my faith in humans went down. Have you read the play? Or even the twilight books? The movies and plays do not do it justice(in reference to Romeo and Juliet) twilight books are a bit better but still make for a bad love story
Pudagiah 12
Romeo and Juliet was a story that took place over 3 or 4 days, Juliet was about 12 or 13 and Romeo was about 18. A love story promoting pedophilia that ends in both characters committing suicide? Yes, still a better love story than twilight.
VioletRaven1 8
Jeez enough about Romeo and Juliet they are old I have never watched it an never plan to it sound boring as shit although it might be better than twilight.Plz get over it i Dont fuse when people mock the movies i love.
VioletRaven1 8
Your Faith in humanity went down cause what we Dont wanna watch an old movie and were Saying its Boring .wow get a live
Birdie_Sage 0
Mourn the loss with him, not question him.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
I swear, the more I read your comments, the more stupider and stupider they become.
mk58 31
How sad. OP, you should empathize and have a funeral for the deceased cat to help your boyfriend through this horrific event.