Pranked

Hakimstah - 21/04/2012 17:38 - Lebanon

Today, I woke up to a really cold feeling down below. I opened my eyes and saw my girlfriend grinning like a maniac and holding my crotch-sausage between two scissor blades. I screamed in terror like a little bitch, and she says I'm never gonna live this down. FML
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dragonstrike94 8

What the he'll is wrong with her

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ChubbyNicki 6

That's ******* creepy, man. Dump the hoe.

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newburton13 26

Dump her ass before it really happens. Oh, and cut all her hair off and see how she likes it.

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RemixV4 1

I don't blame you, that isn't something you joke about.

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Diesixdie 2

For me, that would be an instant EX girlfriend. I would have no, NO detectable sense of humor about that. None at all.

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Diesixdie 2

Redundant post. Sorry.

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RoxxyHustle 7

fk living it down, you need to gtfo like NOW

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ChicaChica5683 0

I'm not even a guy and i know I'd scream like ****. Dump that crazy hoe!!

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penguin1234 1

That's messed up, I would've freaked out

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AvoirFoiEnMoi 0

Wtf?!?! Break up with her!! Clearly she's psycho!

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jinxjem 0

That's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. I'm gonna try that the next time I sleep with a guy. ^^;

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wingedelephants 17

To quote other comments: "But yeah, I wouldn't dare joke like that. That's serial killer crap :/ FYL" "I'm a girl and that scares me. There's no way in any shroom induced hell that cutting off your penis could be viewed as funny or normal. Break up with her and give her the number for a mental hospital." In short jinxjem, no matter how funny the image is, please DON'T try this at home. Or anywhere.

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