ouchmynose
United States
Powerful
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
SkinsCastSelection
France
Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Erin Duncan
Klutz
Today, my klutziness reached a new level. I was walking down a flight of stairs, sneezed, and proceeded to fall down, scraping the crap out of my knees and spraining my dominant wrist. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Anonymous
San Marcos, United States
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Ow
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Golden Valley, United States
Power move
Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML
jack the ripped
United States
Today, while examining my busted nose in the mirror, I had a sneeze attack. Now it looks like someone got their throat slashed in my bathroom. FML
de-ow-dorant
Today, as I was putting on deodorant, I sneezed the hardest I've ever sneezed before. I ended up pulling a muscle in my shoulder. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Rough patch
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
chloeleigholivia
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML
Top comments
Dude_fml 0
sneezing hard makes your head go backwards, since you are sneezing forward. Thus the head going forward motion is from the sneezemotion itself and thus we can classify this as a reflex. Thus it is just a sucky sneeze at the wrong place and the wrong time. I wish you a speedy recovery.
csigabajnok 0
FAIL
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Comments (45)
PureGold 0
I've done that, it does hurt like hell...I just didn't hit my knee with enough force enough to break anything, so no one saw xP. That sucks though, I hope your nose heals quickly!!
jukeboxhero420 0
Don't mean to offend, but that's an amazing story, lol
alailolwu 0
lmao omg wow that sucksssssssssssssss dude
OMIGAHHH 0
I've had that happen to me before...except..I didn't break my nose Bites
Addy_fml_fml 0
That was one of the funniest FMLs ever. Bravo.
ridiculous_gnome 0
And where was that bright red helmet people make you wear ??
rikhi_chauhdry 1
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha i had to post a new FML comment saying that i pissed my pants along with my friend after reading this. im telling everyone hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Dirrtyrice 0
wow...strong sneeze i guess...that is f***ed for sure
thisisfunny93 0
wuld ur name happen to b mike maxwell?
makepeacebehappy 0
haha! damn that really sucks.