Today, a girl puked on me. No warnings, nothing. She just threw up on me, then walked off like nothing even happened. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML
Today, after clubbing with my girlfriend, we went to her place. She then threw up on the floor, and went to clean herself up. When she came back, she'd forgotten that she'd just thrown up. She blamed me for puking, and kicked me out. It was 4:00 am and a 3-hour walk home. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, I was delivering packages as usual for work. I was dropping off a large letter to a hot girl. Before I turned to leave the girl opened her mouth to say something. Instead, she just vomited all over me. Her letter was my first delivery of the day. I had to finish my job covered in puke. FML
Today, my daughter was feeling sick. She threw up on the floor. As I was cleaning up her vomit, she threw up on my head. Twice. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, my girlfriend was throwing a birthday party and got very drunk. She needed help getting to the bathroom so I picked her up and walked her to the toilet. Assuming she needed to throw up, she instead takes a huge, monstrous crap right in front of me. I can't look at her the same ever again. FML
Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
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ochomurph 8
Find her and throw up on her
SamSwebb 24
I would have probably thrown up on her in response from the smell alone ... Thats disgusting! FYL
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Comments (93)
crunchycheeto99 11
She was probably extremely embarrassed..
Rowdyyy91 10
Hell of a weird way to say hello...
TogeBara 12
That's actually a form of assault...If you had any cuts or scrapes I'd get checked by the way, just in case.
NotARealThing 4
Seriously, who the hell clicks YDI on this? I could understand if the guy listed something here that could possibly have put him at fault or in the wrong place at the wrong time, but this was pretty cut and dry not out of his control. I swear, some idiots here must just click YDI for every post without reading.
cutiegirl12326 17
She dont like you ???
infinix_fml 5
ebola
WolfyGrace 24
No sorry or anything? Wow, that's rude. Hopefully you were able clean the vomit off your clothes!
ClearSkyGuy 6
EBOLA!
graphicstyle7 17
I had that happen to me in a college cafeteria. I was the cashier, she must of been... hung over? Sick? Came up to me, barfed, wandered off. Then my boss yelled at me for "fooling around" while I cleaned it up. So happy that's way, way in the past. Anyway, no, you're not alone in stranger-barfing episodes.
dammmnnnn 6
Was she hot at least?