Today, a girl puked on me. No warnings, nothing. She just threw up on me, then walked off like nothing even happened. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML
Today, after clubbing with my girlfriend, we went to her place. She then threw up on the floor, and went to clean herself up. When she came back, she'd forgotten that she'd just thrown up. She blamed me for puking, and kicked me out. It was 4:00 am and a 3-hour walk home. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, I was delivering packages as usual for work. I was dropping off a large letter to a hot girl. Before I turned to leave the girl opened her mouth to say something. Instead, she just vomited all over me. Her letter was my first delivery of the day. I had to finish my job covered in puke. FML
Today, my daughter was feeling sick. She threw up on the floor. As I was cleaning up her vomit, she threw up on my head. Twice. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, my girlfriend was throwing a birthday party and got very drunk. She needed help getting to the bathroom so I picked her up and walked her to the toilet. Assuming she needed to throw up, she instead takes a huge, monstrous crap right in front of me. I can't look at her the same ever again. FML
Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
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ochomurph 8
Find her and throw up on her
SamSwebb 24
I would have probably thrown up on her in response from the smell alone ... Thats disgusting! FYL
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Comments (93)
ostfaiz 18
do u look like a pot or sink!! spank her
whitelightning19 11
Ebola...
missmisery86 11
why would anyone vote on YDI? how is that even possible that anyone could deserve that?
brendejafulable 41
Holy ******* Shit. Chase her down, wrap her hair around your hand and with the opposite, punch her square in the face a couple times.
ostfaiz 18
hhaaaaha..i like ur style..spank her
KatyLarae 13
Track her down to the ends of the earth, wait until she thinks she is safe and happy, then come out of nowhere and puke on her.
ostfaiz 18
burning in revenge...bitchy
brivielle 15
Isn't that a bit extreme??
JackDaddy13 11
How does someone even do that?
pawelthink 14
Find her, and make her apologise.
DocDrose 20
just. WHAT?!
bearstyle22 11
what if she wanted to talk to you but she is like stan from south park and threw up on you cause she was nervous. Now you will never know..
ola__9213 16
You poor soul. FYL