hamboneghost
New Westminster, Canada
Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
xHoho
West Fargo, United States
Scary
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Romantic
Today, I was meeting my girlfriend at the airport after studying abroad for a year. She ran to hug me, and I wanted to pick her up and spin her around, like they do in those romantic movies. I tried to do that, but instead I dropped her. FML
alf
France
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I spun a two year old upside down, in circles. She wasn't remotely dizzy. I threw up on myself. FML
youmakemesick
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Magic moments
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
Amanda
United States
Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
Anonymous
Grossed out
Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML
Anonymous
Tasty
Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML
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eksyneet 23
how long have you been spinning her for?..
jawarston 24
No amusement parks for you
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jawarston 24
No amusement parks for you
eksyneet 23
how long have you been spinning her for?..
feven 32
Probably 10-15 minutes. No big deal.
Khaleesi_26 30
It doesn't take much for some people. For me personally, 4-5 spins and I would be ready too puke.
Brandi_Faith 34
I get motion sickness easily, driving as a passenger in a car is awful and I can feel sick within 20-30 minutes, sometimes sooner, like 10 min. And although a few spins might make me feel nauseous, I'm pretty positive I wouldn't actually puke. I feel like he had to be spinning her for awhile to make her actually puke, unless she was already nauseous beforehand. It's definitely an FML for op, being puked on is disgusting, but a huge FML for the girlfriend too! Being motion sickness is one of the worst things ever, and sometimes it takes like 30 minutes for the nausea to go away. Plus she was probably so embarrassed! F both your lives op!
devildog562 33
She's just so excited to see you. She couldn't keep it all in.
DontClickOnMe 28
Kind of like Stan from South Park, right?
HeWhoIsNameless 9
Never Never Never take your girlfriend on the Teacup ride at Disneyland. Never.
EvilTurtle 35
So what you're saying is that he should take her to the Teacup ride at Disneyland?
HeWhoIsNameless 9
No. Never. ;-)
Enslaved 38
Never say never.
WCARlover 35
Note to self OP if you get married to her don't try one of those romantic spinning photos..
IndicaPaincakes 28
Ooh that sucks, sorry OP. What did the poor girl do after? I've thrown up on my boyfriend before believe it or not, and it was unbelievably embarrassing.
makkarari 18
That would be extremely embarrassing for her, so this is FYL and a FHerL!!!
LittleMissShadow 16
Damn. I thought my motion sickness was bad.
mikepzz 27
You really should stop spinning her around the 5 minute mark, or when her face turned green.
brandoneyez1 25
Maybe one spin was enough.