Today, when I was finished eating at McDonald's, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonald's. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
Today, I broke my mirror off going to the drive-through at McDonald's. Even the cashier watching was like, "Fuck, dude." FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML
Today, I got dressed up for the first time in days to go have sushi with a friend. When I walked out to my car, I noticed that the passenger window was shattered and the car robbed. What's worse is I'd forgotten to lock the side doors anyway. FML
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Hanykins 0
I would do anything for Hello Kitty toys.
v1knownaz_chris 0
rofl/fail and it wasnt even a 10 cent toy, since mcdonalds toys are free
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pppqqq 0
first
v1knownaz_chris 0
rofl/fail and it wasnt even a 10 cent toy, since mcdonalds toys are free
JarJarBinks_fml 0
Wtf happened to the previous comment
redbluegreen 41
If you actually buy the toy itself, it's $2.50. I was one of those kids who hated McDonalds and just wanted the toy, at my parents distress.
StingMunFizzy 0
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 10 cents? Psh.. They are atleast 13 cents and made in china. damn :l Do they get no credit?
Mnemic 6
I had them when I was ehm 16 or 17 I believe. They had Sonic the Hedgehog toys back then! 8-) Sonic!
Hannah_Brooke 0
I get the kids meal, it's smaller portions. Who the **** wants to eat two days worth of calories in just a shit burger? Not I sir, not I.
brendiz 0
i agree with #44 even though the kids meal is still really bad! But OP thanks for posting. Now i know not to throw my kids meal toys in the passenger seat were everyone can see it!
z3r0ram 0
mcdonalds charges 1.00 + tax for a toy
v1knownaz_chris 0
ehh, no im talking about free with the meal. who buys toys from mcdonalds with a meal/fail
DameGreyWulf 1
@2 (or 17): But they DID smash the window in just for something extremely stupid. OP still has to pay for that.
Chad_Brisson 2
Made my ******* day.
Cassidy719 0
that was racist.
allmidnighteyes 11
"Chocolate?! This is doo-doo babayyy!"
Vaetrus 0
You deserved it for leaving something so valuable out in plain sight like that! Anyway, it costs more than 10 cents you idiot. Did you really think they were free with your happy meal? Price was included! You fail! Why don't you calculate out how much each part of your meal costs. The toy is probably worth more than the hash brown/fries/side or drink. Also, sucks to have to replace your windows. I know that costs a lot.
uglymonkey256 0
still same price just included with happy meal i work at mcdonalds thats why the happy meals are cheaper when you buy everything separate except the toy.
lenasaur 0
same, i loved the toys. OP, hello kitty + toy form = WANT
AlexZB 0
i bet they're trying to mess with your head
Corrupt_Tears 0
The toys cost like $0.95 or $0.96 (somewhere in that range) plus 13% tax when bought with a happy meal. They are about $2 (someone said $2.50, but it seems high.) + 13% tax when bought without the happy meal.
cartering 0
actually mcDonalds toys cost $1.00 - they aren't free, even if you get a happy meal. Watch the screen board. half of the price of the happy meal is the toy
Pandasaur 0
Wtf. Why is everyone debating the cost of a McDonald's toy? Seriously. OP got a car window broken over something that you could likely buy with pocket change. It doesn't really matter exactly how much the stupid thing cost.
Candisemo 0
he still has to pay for the damage that whoever took the hello kitty made. and it makes sense to me that its a FML, because he has to pay some amount of money all because of a little toy
bamskey 0
wat does OP mean
jrkarikas 0
it's weird that this is an fml. did u really care?
anybodyudontnoe 0
u fucktard asshole she means they only broke into her car for the 10 cent toy she isnt disappointed that they stole it ppl like u deserve to die painful deaths!
farmvillelovah 0
THEy ARe NOtt 10 CENtS, THErE FRee
Blacksabbath211 9
I'd like to point out that toys are hovering around $1.70 these days (if memory serves xD)
ColdplaySucks 18
Certain McDonalds charge extra for toys, but not all of them. My local McDonalds doesn't charge for toys but I've heard other places do.
Alexis2742 31
I'm at McDonalds right now and I work here. I took it upon myself to look up how much it costs. $1.89 before tax. You're welcome.
raptaki 8
Just checked eBay, 157% worthier now. FYL
Eelliiseen 3
No, cause you have to Pay for a happy meal to get it
fmh123 0
the recession makes people do desperate stupid stuff
juliahockey 0
why did he have a happy meal with a you anyway? o.o
ohmylanta22 5
I think this whole FML is stupid OP was lucky they didn't take more. Scratch that the cost of the window is why they're mad.
Hanykins 0
I would do anything for Hello Kitty toys.
what_thefk 0
ohhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
v1knownaz_chris 0
delete plz
jeremymg91 0
Did you find out who did it? Your insurance should cover it even if not.
yourmysunshine 0
how old are you? i havent gotten a kids meal since i was ten.
egas19 0
dude what are you bitchin about. be glad they didn't take anything else
KRS_13 0
i agree wit 120
The_Batman 0
lmfaoo this made my day, but its okay i'll catch them and bring them to justice!
fmyalarmclock 0
They smashed his windows too.. Car windows are pretty expensive.