Today, I was driving when this guy aggressively rode my tail and crossed over the yellow line to pass. He reached the stop light before I did, and I slowly pulled beside him and started clapping for this lunatic driver. He rolled down the window and said, "My daughter is in the hospital. How do I get there?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a car was tailgating and honking at me while trying to pass me, so I decided to be a bitch back and go extremely slow. We got to a two lane road and the car passed me up. The man in the front seat flipped me off while pointing to his wife in the back seat who was clearly in labor. FML
Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I had a “Fuck you” shouting match with a guy who'd tailgated me in the slow lane through an active school zone. I flipped him off when he finally passed, which admittedly wasn’t my best move. He ended up beside me, windows down, where we verbally sparred like teenagers in a dick swinging contest. Regrettably. FML
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Earl_KarmasBitch 36
"Keep driving that way. You'll get there pretty quickly." Yeah, I know the guy is worried about his kid, but dangerous driving won't help anyone.
RichardPencil 32
"Is she recovering from a road rage injury because you taught her how to drive like an asshole?"
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Earl_KarmasBitch 36
"Keep driving that way. You'll get there pretty quickly." Yeah, I know the guy is worried about his kid, but dangerous driving won't help anyone.
tiptoppc 21
Something like that happened in my city. They ended up hitting a kid and killing them just flooring it and blowing through red lights. Their son was going via ambulance with only a broken leg. Now is mom is in jail for 20 for negligent vehicular homicide. What this guy did was stupid. He can’t do anything to help her, as the daughter is likely in an ambulance and already has the right of way. The father does not. Unless daughter was in his care and in serious danger and he was taking her personally with the likelyhood she could die, aggressive driving is only going to compound his problems.
RichardPencil 32
"Is she recovering from a road rage injury because you taught her how to drive like an asshole?"
HayNow 11
You answer "you drive carefully or you may be joining her"
Justkidding100 41
definitely what you say when you're being an asshole and been caught lmao
Brightside86 31
Fully expected to have been a cop.