Today, thanks to traveling restrictions being lifted, I was finally able to go visit the guy I've been chatting with online for the past year. When we met it was like a TV show, well more like three shows: Catfish, Hoarders and My 600lbs life. Turns out he had his neighbor video chat me all along. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I met up with an old friend of mine who acts in a TV show. I hadn't seen him in a long time, but I'd been watching episodes of the show almost daily, so when he showed up I could only see him as his TV character and not as my friend. I ended up calling him by his character's name. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
Today, I made a friend on an online chat. We got along fairly well and even traded Facebook accounts. I found out that the two of us had a lot of very surprising things in common. We were the same age, we were from the same school, and we even had the same boyfriend. FML
Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML
Today, I invited a guy I'd met online once to a concert of an artist we both like. His response was, “Well, it depends. Do you weigh less than when I first met you?” FML
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RichardPencil 32
Why don't you bang the neighbor, while you're there?
genuinegoodguy 9
What did he think you’d do once his not terribly secret secret was discovered? Sounds as thick as brick too.
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RichardPencil 32
Why don't you bang the neighbor, while you're there?
Jaymail 19
How did you NOT realize it wasn’t him on a video chat? Clue: when you thought you heard him saying something his lips would’ve moved in sync with what he was saying.
sarkycow 25
I took their posting to mean that she was actually talking (typing) to the catfish online, no voice. BUT when video chatting the neighbour they had voice and video.
genuinegoodguy 9
What did he think you’d do once his not terribly secret secret was discovered? Sounds as thick as brick too.
bloopaloop 27
How much did you catfish him to for him to get his 600lb neighbor to say it was him the whole time?
pjsr 33
It sounds like you should be thankful - you got a LOT MORE than expected!
hdisnfjs91 21
Did you hang out with the neighbour then? Since you’d been talking to him most of the time
dasin 18
run, run far away from both the person catfishing and their trusty sidekick