Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML
Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, my mom came in my bedroom without knocking, even though I'd told her to, and caught me masturbating. She stood there in awkward silence before saying, "…Dinner's ready at 6." and left. FML
Today, my mom laughed about hearing me singing in the shower and told our whole family. I wasn't singing, though. I was masturbating. FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh, I had an itch…" FML
Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML
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Wheredidgrungego 12
Oh I've seen this movie!! ....Pornhub right?
StormGirl142 24
I think you accidentally a few words.
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Comments (285)
j_cat187 20
You fail so hard. The most awkward thing you could possibly do!
omgo_fml 0
Lmfao
thebombdotcom44 6
You're an idiot...
ADuckOnQuack_fml 0
That's *******... Awgh... Jesus dude you have problems
sean5 0
Sooooo...... Did u get to finish?
zach8771 3
Eeeeeewww
gracehi 33
Did you unwittingly kill your own father too? Sounds like it's time to gouge your eyes out, Oedipus.
angryyute 4
F*cking idiot
GoW_Chick 15
these are the things you'll remember for years to come, poor mom is probably wondering where she went wrong. Next time make sure no one is home and you do your self lovin' behind locked doors.
emstar828 4
Does no one see how detrimental that could have been to his mom? I bet she left the room to go puke. Sorry bro, fml.