onorexveritas
Modesto, United States
Today, the acne on one side of my face has flared up at the corners of my mouth, making me look just like The Joker. FML
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elephantom12 9
Why so serious?
PYLrulz 17
I'm sure that's no laughing matter
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elephantom12 9
Why so serious?
Sandsh8rk 36
Yeah OP, you really need to learn to 'joke' around a bit more...
RaggleFrock 13
Don't be so two faced sandsh8rk
astoryofroses 9
you have green hair too?
bestCOMMENT 5
Her father was a drinker, and a fiend... One night he goes of crazier than usual. Mummy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that not one bit. Her watching, he turns to her and says Why so serious? He comes to her with the knife, sticks the blade in her mouth, Let's put a smile on that face. And...
limaduce 5
Win
ComTlancy 12
What's that Joker? You'll be back? Somehow I don't think you will be.
Boygenius50 8
Everyone join me in a round of applause for 21 for missing that reference entirely.
gottalovecondoms 0
Hahaha I'm sorry man. Go to a dermatologist and they'll give you good stuff to help. Also great movie.
SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25
Good question...
esines 9
51 he cut The Jokers face, not the moms. Just sayin. Still funny though
devandanae 11
115 there is more then one story
Driblets 8
Let's put some groin chuck in that smile. Why spook delicious!? I don't think that YouTube video is popular but I'll put the comment out anyway. :D
Driblets 8
Oh nooooo not groin chuck, but ground chuck. >.
Streetracer15 9
Someone is a big fan of dark knight
sygore 0
I'm like a dog chasing cars
jay1982 3
There are many copies
sens3sfailing 25
In the story he takes the knife to the mom first. Not sure if he said lets put as smile on that face to joker or his mother, but the mother had her face cut as well and cut first. If I'm wrong, feel free to correct me and I apologize in advance for the inaccuracies.
Shiny_nickels 14
I would either love that because of all The Joker comments I could make or hate it because it might be painful to make facial expressions
PYLrulz 17
I'm sure that's no laughing matter
gottalovecondoms 0
It might be for other people.
sarah6786 14
Your comment seems extra sarcastic because of your picture.
MsConfusedd 27
Why so serius about it?
MsConfusedd 27
Damn! 1 beat me!
Voldy_fml 16
Sirius* No? Okay, then, Serious*.
MrPlopper 9
Funny how you still managed to screw up the comment after there was perfectly good reference material!
deBlobX 12
Where is the your life doesn't suck button??
SirEskimo 13
Only on one side? Wouldn't that make you Two Face?
mfischer 17
I think I'm going to trust "on one side of my face" over "corners." An 's' can be written off as a typo, but a 6 word phrase, probably not.
SirEskimo 13
25- I think that's why he came to my rescue. Birds of a feather
mfischer 17
25, 34 - You know, that's probably the single best compliment I've ever received. Maybe we can round up another person and then wander the desert, looking for strippers and cocaine.
TheMathMajor 26
It's okay, 48, I read it as "on the side of my face" at first instead of "on one side of my face" so the "corners" thing made me think he had it on both sides too.
winnerme123 8
39- I'll go.
mfischer 17
73 - Done. Meet us in Vegas in 42 hours.
P374RD3D 9
You wanna know how I got these scars?
ebonyirony 29
Well you see when I was a teenager I got bad acne. And my teacher said "no one is ever going to like you ever again" so he took his knife and cut right there.
KiddNYC1O 22
"You see, my father..." Heath nailed it.
bestCOMMENT 5
Let's put a SMILE on that face.
NanillaVipples 2
Puberty...
NanillaVipples 2
Puberty...
Zoroark899 6
Uuh... Acne? How did u know? (Smosh Reference)
j4gerb0mblitz 6
It's not that serious
cash_monkey72 9
I'm batman!!!
christy_ann 2
No dude, I AM BATMAN
SkoomaKi 28
^ Just one problem. You own a ******.
TBelle4Ever 15
Well I'm Iron Man. I'm female, Fe is Iron and Male is man, so that makes me IRON MAN!
wallandpiece 16
23 - you're 14. And a girl.
runnamuk 6
54: Science joke = automatic win.
MrPlopper 9
*stands and ovates for 54
lylotrezor 20
*same* o/
vocaloidtiger 12
I believe 54 stole that from the various pictures going around the Internet and other apps that say the exact same thing. Oh well. Bravo anyways, 54.
r_bruce69 19
this would make oral sex really weird...
MyNameIsViet 15
Arghhh gross.
onorexveritas 24
it sucks ass lmao but its kina funny to look at xD
mfischer 17
OP? Commenting so soon? What sorcery is this?
Kiki242 19
Put a smile on that face.
LolFMLnot 10
OP one question can you take a picture of it and profile it? I wanna see it
Dimence 9
#27 Put a smile on that smiling face*
randomkayx3 11
You're all happy about it. I'd be very self conscious x).
Hed_Hunter 2
Lol u tried to post 20 FMLs and finally they accepted this one! Congrats lmao
runnamuk 6
Just put on some white makeup and roll with it OP.
Iniezian 18
Just take a few cotton balls, tissues, and hydrogen peroxide, and POP THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!
AlexaWuzHere 31
Although I can't say I'm not guilty of popping the occasional white head, I would never encourage someone to pop their pimples. Not only can the infected liquids (Puss if you must) spread to other areas and cause more pimples when you pop them, but it can also be harmful to your skin. Also, considering OP's wording, they sound more like cystic pimples to me, which are painful and should not be popped unless done so by a dermatologist.
nature_girl_08 14
@106: i actually read in a medical book that it's perfectly safe to pop pimples provided that 1) you have washed your face and your hands 2) they have reached the point of 'white heads,' and are not just developing, and 3) you clean the resulting wound and continue to keep your face clean. but it may have been misleading, iunno
heygirlie777 21
DocBastard, what do you recommend?
kamikrazy 6
What does DocBasterd have to do with the joker?
DocBastard 40
Is "bastard" really that difficult to spell? She even spelled for you!
kamikrazy 6
It*. She even spelled it for you.
kamikrazy 6
For all the people thumbing me down. It's all good. You can suck docs dick all you want. Even his worst comments are thumbed up. I have respect for him as a doctor but not for being an FML "sensation".