Today, my husband's 70-year-old uncle came for a visit. Since we only have 2 bedrooms, we set him up in our daughter's room. Later, I glanced into the room and saw him masturbating in her bed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I visited my sick grandpa for a few hours in the hospital. His roommate, also an elderly man, wouldn't stop masturbating. FML
Today, I visited my Grandma's house, and my uncle happened to be there. As expected, and all the time, he greeted with his signature shit-eating, "I see what you did there" face. He's been doing that to me ever since he saw me masturbating when I was a little kid. I'm 47, married, and have 2 kids now. FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, my uncle is on vacation with his friend, who sent us a video of their hotel room. He captured a glimpse of my uncle in the shower. Naked. This can't be unseen. FML
Today, I walked in on my uncle watching porn. I realized that it was porn featuring my boyfriend, and he told me that the girl in it was "just a friend". FML
Today, I found out that my roommate has a masturbation problem; the problem is that he does it in my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I took my boys over to their grandmother’s house. We had a nice supper together. We all talked, played board games, and watched TV. After a while, I couldn’t find my 13 year-old son. He was in his 67 year-old grandmother’s master bathroom, jerking off with her dirty granny panties. FML
Today, I'd promised my flatmate I’d sleep somewhere else so he could hook up with his Tinder date. Unfortunately I had a bad day at work and totally forgot so I went home as normal and walked in on him in the front room, balls deep in my aunt, who is “happily married” to my favourite uncle. FML
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Top comments
kamr3n 13
Maybe it's time for him to go.
Emma1562 35
I have nothing to say but eeeeeeeeeeeeew
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Comments (152)
bleedingglitter 24
Yep. Old men are disgusting.
postpunkfunk 16
She should of knocked...
irishmaiden78 23
Are you really going to stand up for a guy who is 70 masturbating in a child's room? It was inexcusable behavior and yet you're trying to excuse it by saying she should have knocked. NO, absolutely not.
Dick_diamond 22
Should've!!!
MandieL 27
Are you agreeing or correcting?
bapbap_fml 15
Gross. We've all got needs but the shower would be a much more appropriate place for him to have a wank.
irishmaiden78 23
That is absolutely beyond acceptable and I am sorry you had to witness that. That man is old enough to have better manners and to even think about getting turned on and pleasuring ones self in a child's room makes my spine crawl. He should have been asked to leave that moment or soon after and never invited back. That is so disrespectful and just no.
buymevickis92 26
if only you could get of a whole room and just replace it because I wouldn't be able to even want to go in there anymore
Karlsmarx2 9
It's okay he's just reliving stress
Matheo_fml 21
This is wrong on so many levels!
wanderer_alone 8
Buy your daughter a new bed/sheets/blankets- and burn her old ones
Whisk3y_fml 10
lol awkward moment
soulreaper12296 28
Umm I think you should be asking him to leave.