Today, my husband's 70-year-old uncle came for a visit. Since we only have 2 bedrooms, we set him up in our daughter's room. Later, I glanced into the room and saw him masturbating in her bed. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I visited my sick grandpa for a few hours in the hospital. His roommate, also an elderly man, wouldn't stop masturbating. FML
Today, I visited my Grandma's house, and my uncle happened to be there. As expected, and all the time, he greeted with his signature shit-eating, "I see what you did there" face. He's been doing that to me ever since he saw me masturbating when I was a little kid. I'm 47, married, and have 2 kids now. FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, my uncle is on vacation with his friend, who sent us a video of their hotel room. He captured a glimpse of my uncle in the shower. Naked. This can't be unseen. FML
Today, I walked in on my uncle watching porn. I realized that it was porn featuring my boyfriend, and he told me that the girl in it was "just a friend". FML
Today, I found out that my roommate has a masturbation problem; the problem is that he does it in my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I took my boys over to their grandmother’s house. We had a nice supper together. We all talked, played board games, and watched TV. After a while, I couldn’t find my 13 year-old son. He was in his 67 year-old grandmother’s master bathroom, jerking off with her dirty granny panties. FML
Today, I'd promised my flatmate I’d sleep somewhere else so he could hook up with his Tinder date. Unfortunately I had a bad day at work and totally forgot so I went home as normal and walked in on him in the front room, balls deep in my aunt, who is “happily married” to my favourite uncle. FML
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kamr3n 13
Maybe it's time for him to go.
Emma1562 35
I have nothing to say but eeeeeeeeeeeeew
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Comments (152)
WOTAN1488 24
Disturbing.
Pretty_momma 6
That is disturbing...
IcemistDragon 20
Time for him to go and time for her to get a new bed =/
trtnt25 19
Hopefully he wasn't doing because he was in her bed.....
captainsmegma 12
Did you have another room you wanted unc to use or are you just grossed out that he is 70 and masturbating? He probably farted in bed too. I would assume you were planing on washing the sheets after his visit. Whack away unc whack away!
MandieL 27
Huge, huge, gigantically enormous difference between farting and masturbating!
Mira Lux 26
I highly doubt he is sleeping in the child's bed. So it doesn't matter if she was planning on washing the sheets being it was her child's bed and not his.
GeorgiaBea 28
Yeah, that would be it for me. There are boundaries.
_Reign_ 15
Today, while at my brother's house I decided to very quickly ********** while no one was at home at the time. I was wrong, his wife walked in on me wanking. They kicked me out and now no one will talk to me. FML
smallandroid 26
*nephew
_Reign_ 15
Oops! Thanks I didn't see that!
Algorithm 24
*in my grand-niece's bed
Laeffy 19
Because it's the daughters room?
Kitty_Satan1 11
he needs to go so disgusting
christinamarie17 29
Burn it! Burn the bed! Your daughter DEFINITELY needs a new one now.