Today, I took an online IQ test, even though I knew they give everyone unrealistically high scores. My score was 73. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Alexa, play "Guess I'm Dumb" by Glen Campbell
Today, I took a legitimate IQ test and got a score of 80. My parents both have IQ scores above Einstein’s. FML
Today, to settle a bet with a friend, I took an online IQ test twice. The first time, I chose answers at random without reading the questions. The second time, I took it for real. I got a higher score from the random selections than from my serious attempt. FML
Today, my 11-year-old son and I took an IQ test for a laugh. To be honest, I've often suspected that I may have some form of mental retardation, but I didn't expect to get a score of 79, while he got one of 114. FML
IQ isn't real
Today, I spent 16 minutes doing a “free” IQ test. I then found out you had to pay, and then spent another 20 on another. Now I feel dumb. FML
Today, I had a giant Scantron test. After putting 10 answers, I noticed every single answer was A. I got freaked out and started putting random answers. Turns out every answer on the test was A. I failed. FML
Today, I took an IQ test and ended up scoring above average. Feeling good about myself, I decided to bake some cookies. After 30 minutes of them not doing anything in the oven, I realized I forgot to turn the oven on. FML
Roommates from hell
Today, I was taking a final test online that would account for 65% of my final grade, for which I'd worked extremely hard. I had one submission for the test, and my roommate thought it would be funny to click the "Submit All" Button while I was getting a glass of water. I got a 13%. FML
Today, I took a major test, worth half my grade, not realizing that there were questions on the back of the sheet. FML
Today, I took my Spanish test, and I felt very confident. I got the test back later, and saw my teacher had written on it: "Congrats on the 94%, but I know you cheated." FML
Classic rookie mistake
Today, I was taking a test and thought I was doing great until I realized I was writing all my answers on the question paper, not the answer sheet. By the time I noticed, there were only five minutes left. FML
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ScottVining 21
Maybe it was an unrealistically low score
SPN_lover666 27
IQ tests are just for entertainment purposes OP. The result means nothing.
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ScottVining 21
Maybe it was an unrealistically low score
Ms_ValS 27
I think it's just trolling you. I hope so at least.
Cads1 24
It is lower than the current temperature, let's hope you are right.
fuckedPriceless 17
#35 the temperature where I am got up to 119 last summer. Not everyone is above 119 :)
Lalala579121 28
Just blame it on the test being "unfair" or something and never tell anybody. That's what everyone else does.
semitoundboss 4
The test has actually been proven to be invalid. It's still a useful sign of intelligence though.
Lalala579121 28
"proven to be invalid" "still a useful sign of intelligence" ... What?
allred1997 19
I think what he means is the iq tests have been proven to be socially biased but if you fit the typical white social standard the tests were originally made around a long tim ago it's a good sign otherwise the scores can be off
Lalala579121 28
If your IQ tests ask your race or social status then I think you're taking the wrong tests...
IronMan_Mk43 20
A iq test ONLY tests your problem solving skills. That's it. OP is yet to receive a full psychological assessment from a psychiatrist.
slackerjoe 22
ya, problem solving with shapes is culturally biased.
asspole 16
Well, you are an FML user
Nilorak 24
As are you.
mr_sarcastic416 29
as are the people above and below this mesaage
Bibblejomin 18
You can't prove that.
PePziNL 20
I'm not.
muzy 23
I like chicken wraps.
forsook 12
You are a hero
Amama_fml 30
Shut up you asspole!
TheGreatPotato 19
And I'm a potato.
iAlissa 34
What the **** happened to this reply thread
Silk_Routes 14
law of inertia
CaptainRR 20
Tofu pops are tasty
euphoricness 28
One time, I choked on a cucumber
One_Way 43
I ate a donut today.
Roskie 16
Accordingly, seeing that our senses sometimes deceive us, I was willing to suppose that there existed nothing really such as they presented to us; and because some men err in reasoning, and fall into paralogisms, even on the simplest matters of geometry, I, convinced that I was as open to error as any other, rejected as false all the reasonings I had hitherto taken for demonstrations; and finally, when I considered that the very same thoughts which we experience when awake may also be experienced when we are asleep, while there is at that time not one of them true, I supposed that all the objects that had ever entered into my mind when awake, had in them no more truth than the illusions of my dreams. But immediately upon this I observed that, whilst I thus wished to think that all was false, it was absolutely necessary that I, who thus thought, should be somewhat; and as I observed that this truth, I think, therefore I am, was so certain and of such evidence that no ground of doubt, however extravagant, could be alleged by the sceptics capable of shaking it, I concluded that I might, without scruple, accept it as the first principle of the philosophy of which I was in search.
SirEnigM0nk 22
In other words... 1) The answer henceforth shall be 42,as it always has been, 2) I am neither here nor not here, 3) Whatever you're smoking is awesome and everyone should try it?
Paws_Cat 29
When I was a child, I sat on a banana. And that, of course, changed my life,
asspole 16
potatoes are beautiful
Flubberwuffer 9
I saw a potato frolicking in the fields today
JKPwnage 27
So I ate it
PenguinBitch 44
It's okay, you did your best! *whispers* If everyone can encourage him, he gets a bit rowdy when he's upset.
SPN_lover666 27
IQ tests are just for entertainment purposes OP. The result means nothing.
kurodansei 16
They mean something.... they just mean something very particular as they only judge a very narrow set of skills.
phazetryhard 10
They are important you just have to be smart enough to understand why
HappyItalian 38
That's what they all say.
SPN_lover666 27
#44, in the case of online IQ tests on entertainment websites, they are nothing more than fun tests to do while bored.
abdiG 27
sucks to be u. Maybe u should give another go?
HrothgarXII 21
Those kind of quizzes are nonsense OP
echarlotte 19
it's okay those quizzes just spit out random numbers
joeyl2008 29
well you're from Iowa so that probably is an unrealistically high score.
Naruffy 12
Which website did you use? I just searched up IQ Test and took the first 2. Got scores between 120-130. I don't if that's low, but if it is, that may be because I'm 13.
ShadowlessSpear 21
Are you trying to brag or something?
fakedsincerity 32
i am only 5 years old and got 145, i get you #11.
ProbablyHuman666 10
Age doesn't have an effect on IQ. Also, the average IQ is 100 so that's pretty good. I'm pretty shore Genius is 160, but I could be wrong
Naruffy 12
Thanks 77 for giving me a straight answer. I just didn't know if age had anything to do with it, and no, I wasn't trying to brag.
cassiekinz 14
Your IQ *use to be* based off your intelligence level compared to your age... 100 is an average score because it means your intelligence is about what it should be for your age. A score less than 100 just means you're mental age is slightly less than your actual age and vice versa for scores over 100. So if op was taking an older test by chance, then their age does matter.