Today, I took my boys over to their grandmother’s house. We had a nice supper together. We all talked, played board games, and watched TV. After a while, I couldn’t find my 13 year-old son. He was in his 67 year-old grandmother’s master bathroom, jerking off with her dirty granny panties. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML
Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML
Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister in a bikini because, as he put it, "A man has needs and the internet's fucked." FML
Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, a kid walked in on me and my new FWB having sex at her place. I knew she had children, so I asked if it was hers. No, it was her son's. I'm boning a grandma who's not even 50. FML
Today, my husband's 70-year-old uncle came for a visit. Since we only have 2 bedrooms, we set him up in our daughter's room. Later, I glanced into the room and saw him masturbating in her bed. FML
Today, I walked over to my grandmother's house to pay her a visit. I politely knocked on the door, and there was no answer. Fearing that something had happened, I violently broke down the door to find my grandma and her new 80 year-old boyfriend having sex. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML
Today, I walked in on the 13 year-old boy I babysit masturbating while sniffing my jacket. FML
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RichardPencil 32
They don't call 'em bored games for nothing! That kid probably needs a psychiatrist, an exorcist and an ass-whuppin'!
cuz803 46
Seems your child had the best time out of all getting busy with himself! BLESS HIM...but seriously, have a talk to him about masturbating into people's clothes. That's wrong.
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cuz803 46
Seems your child had the best time out of all getting busy with himself! BLESS HIM...but seriously, have a talk to him about masturbating into people's clothes. That's wrong.
Hangryko 32
Especially in clothes of those he's *related to.*
RichardPencil 32
They don't call 'em bored games for nothing! That kid probably needs a psychiatrist, an exorcist and an ass-whuppin'!
mike3775 39
Careful with the whuppin, he’s already into freaky kinks and no need to find what else he likes
mccuish 25
At least he knows what he’s into a a young age. Just make sure you keep an eye on him time you’re over with your kids