Today, my husband's 70-year-old uncle came for a visit. Since we only have 2 bedrooms, we set him up in our daughter's room. Later, I glanced into the room and saw him masturbating in her bed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I visited my sick grandpa for a few hours in the hospital. His roommate, also an elderly man, wouldn't stop masturbating. FML
Today, I visited my Grandma's house, and my uncle happened to be there. As expected, and all the time, he greeted with his signature shit-eating, "I see what you did there" face. He's been doing that to me ever since he saw me masturbating when I was a little kid. I'm 47, married, and have 2 kids now. FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, my uncle is on vacation with his friend, who sent us a video of their hotel room. He captured a glimpse of my uncle in the shower. Naked. This can't be unseen. FML
Today, I walked in on my uncle watching porn. I realized that it was porn featuring my boyfriend, and he told me that the girl in it was "just a friend". FML
Today, I found out that my roommate has a masturbation problem; the problem is that he does it in my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I took my boys over to their grandmother’s house. We had a nice supper together. We all talked, played board games, and watched TV. After a while, I couldn’t find my 13 year-old son. He was in his 67 year-old grandmother’s master bathroom, jerking off with her dirty granny panties. FML
Today, I'd promised my flatmate I’d sleep somewhere else so he could hook up with his Tinder date. Unfortunately I had a bad day at work and totally forgot so I went home as normal and walked in on him in the front room, balls deep in my aunt, who is “happily married” to my favourite uncle. FML
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Top comments
kamr3n 13
Maybe it's time for him to go.
Emma1562 35
I have nothing to say but eeeeeeeeeeeeew
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Comments (152)
Enkeria 30
I know the feeling OP. I walked in on my mom giving my dad a ******* on my island in my kitchen. Gross
orsombre_fml 11
Well, this is gross but nothing that a good wash cannot solve.
Big_Poppa12 12
Is it big?
annxlosada 10
oh my god
annxlosada 10
changes the sheets
gabagabaheyu 10
burn those sheets
alyciawatkins37 13
Yeah he needs to go!
hoosiergirl94 31
Chip in a few extra bucks for a motel room for him
Titan_Slayer 21
Make him sanitize the bed or he's never allowed over again
Titan_Slayer 21
Why was this down rated? He shouldn't have done this on her daughter's bed. It's only fair to make him change the sheets and clean up the place.
GhostFox 34
I think the issue is that you said he should be allowed back over after he had masturbated in the bed of an ambiguously aged girl, when there was no mention of any reason for him to be having that reaction unless it was the surroundings he was in.
mattrd_fml 31
hey prostate cancer risks are greater at his age and masturbating is good for the prostate. at least he's taking preventative measures. but FYL since you caught him in the act.
Titan_Slayer 21
He did shouldn't have been doing that on her daughter's bed
Titan_Slayer 21
*still