Today, I was discussing sex with my guy friends in their dorm when I asked one of them what he would do if I got naked and crawled into his bed. He replied, "Nothing. You're one of the guys now." They all agreed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML
Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML
Today, I crawled into bed, naked, wanting to get some, and hoping to surprise my boyfriend who's always complaining that I don't sleep naked. When he finally got into bed he rolled over, touched my bare ass, and said "Oh…" then rolled back over and went to sleep. FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Today, I had sex with this guy. His dad came upstairs and poked his head through the door right after we had finished, but were still naked in bed. All he said was, "No twins," and walked off. FML
Today, my roommate came home and began changing clothes in the same room that my boyfriend and I were in. I quickly got annoyed and angry and when I began questioning her about it she just laughed while saying, "Oh relax, it's not like he's never seen me naked before." FML
Today, this guy I have been hanging out with for a while came over and we were about to do it. He pulled off my clothes and once I was naked I reached for his zipper. He just backed up and said he was a virgin and simply wanted to see me naked. FML
Today, completely nude, I had to collect my clothes around the boy’s apartment I have been sleeping with for awhile. While his girlfriend watched to make sure I “got the fuck out.” FML
Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
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Top comments
bobdole 0
As a guy, let me tell you that that is one of the best compliments you can receive.
Cloudy_fml 0
Well, would you rather them think of you as a piece of ass instead of as a friend? Take it as a compliment... Unless the "fml" part is that you've got the hots for your friends or something.
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Comments (120)
Warlock_fml 0
@ 92, you clearly know nothing about men or your male friends.
milifeaintfucked 0
93# My male friends are weird, really werid we range from stoners... to celibrate guys... so you cant really judge if you dont know me or my male friends
Warlock_fml 0
True, but I know men, because I am one. The only way they wouldn't have sex with you is if they were devout Christians or some sort of religion and saving themselves for something. The stoners would definitely do you.
crimsoncobalt 0
Okay. First of all: Blatantly asking your guy "friends" for reassurance that you are sexy is probably the worst thing you could do. Guys are attracted to women who are self-assured...not girls that are practically begging for compliments. Second: If they are just your "friends" then why do you care?
rainstorm 0
he probably thought that was what you wanted to hear.
a_1_S_t_3_a_k 0
#1 and #2 basically said it all. That's really a compliment in guy language.
Naomi_fml 0
I would agree with the first few comments. It is a compliment and if it's a bad thing sounds like you got a thing for you guy friend. But I also know how yeah feel sweetheart it sucks ass to know no matter how "sexy" You are the guys you hang out with and spill your heart to will never love you fro the women you are and instead will only care for you as the **** they see you as.
whereisbob_fml 0
lol awsome glad to see gender boundrys disapearing :D
princess90 0
number 12, ur pretty stupid u dont want ppl to call you cute sweet etc. but ur nickname is cutiepie:S and yea its not necessarily a bad thing:) especially if you just see them as ur friends as well
youareanidiot_fml 0
if u are going to the guys about things like how you got off to someone else..it might turn them off to getting you off...but now you have people to get advice from. its not a **** my life. its a ur in a good place