Today, completely nude, I had to collect my clothes around the boy’s apartment I have been sleeping with for awhile. While his girlfriend watched to make sure I “got the fuck out.” FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML
Today, I fell asleep at my boyfriend’s house and missed my curfew. It’s almost 4 a.m. Scrambling, I arrived home to find the locks changed. On the door knob was a note: “Go live with your boyfriend, you slut. See if he cooks and cleans up after you. I’ll help you move out your stuff in the morning. - Mom” FML
Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML
Today, I woke up, completely naked, in bed with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before and I had agreed to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom and she made us pancakes. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML
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nomadxx7 0
Gave ya a FML and a YDI Either he wasn't upfront about being with someone - FYL or He did tell you and frankly didn't care - YDI
itsme88 0
Have to agree with #1, though either way it sucks.
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nomadxx7 0
Gave ya a FML and a YDI Either he wasn't upfront about being with someone - FYL or He did tell you and frankly didn't care - YDI
bezach 0
#1 she also never said it's his boyfriend and just a guy she sleeps with
sexybitch92 0
that's all that she told you???? you ****.
musicxisxlifee 1
What does YDI mean?
scotchnacid 4
It means you deserved it
fightingkittens 39
You're clearly wrong. It means Yellow Drop of Ice.
nakash00k 4
I thought it was .. You dumb idiot ?!?!
snapplecap281 19
I thought that too for the longest time until I realized what it means x)
itsme88 0
Have to agree with #1, though either way it sucks.
YourAFailmod 4
He was probably cheatin on her because u had the bigger door knobs
Serial 2
was she checking you out?
FYL_hardd 0
hm, you would think that.... the gf didnt have to watch the poor girl pick up her stuff. she could have just waited till ahe changed, an THEN gtfo.
luvable_loozer 0
HARLOT! (that's a word that doesn't get near enough use these days. now you kids get off my lawn)
kasumirock 13
I think trollop fits her as well.
tournamentdecide 33
I'm pretty sure a harlot is a prostitute. Is there more than one meaning that I am not sure of?
Gabnacious 7
Yes, it also means promiscuous woman, though I think it was the man that was promiscuous in this case.
wantmenot 0
that was hard to read
hpnerd 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
And the girlfriend is staying with the boy you've been sleeping with? This is more of a FHL. Poor girl. You're the other woman, no sympathy.
infinitegrace 21
What if she didn't know he had a girlfriend. That's not her fault then.
MrsPegg 45
^pretty sure if shes been sleeping with him for a while, she would know a woman lives with him. Us women leave stuff everywhere that show our presence.
starfoxfan1 7
it's a guy, they show its a guy.
cacheson 42
The OP never said the girlfriend was living with him. She probably just came over unexpectedly.
BumpkinsBigBash 8
no sympathy for someone who probably didn't know?
roflwafflezzz 0
*****.
mf_fml 0
OH ****, DUDE.
SergioFML 0
OWNED!
meddude 0
agree with #1 fo sho