Today, I was discussing sex with my guy friends in their dorm when I asked one of them what he would do if I got naked and crawled into his bed. He replied, "Nothing. You're one of the guys now." They all agreed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML
Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML
Today, I crawled into bed, naked, wanting to get some, and hoping to surprise my boyfriend who's always complaining that I don't sleep naked. When he finally got into bed he rolled over, touched my bare ass, and said "Oh…" then rolled back over and went to sleep. FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Today, I had sex with this guy. His dad came upstairs and poked his head through the door right after we had finished, but were still naked in bed. All he said was, "No twins," and walked off. FML
Today, my roommate came home and began changing clothes in the same room that my boyfriend and I were in. I quickly got annoyed and angry and when I began questioning her about it she just laughed while saying, "Oh relax, it's not like he's never seen me naked before." FML
Today, this guy I have been hanging out with for a while came over and we were about to do it. He pulled off my clothes and once I was naked I reached for his zipper. He just backed up and said he was a virgin and simply wanted to see me naked. FML
Today, completely nude, I had to collect my clothes around the boy’s apartment I have been sleeping with for awhile. While his girlfriend watched to make sure I “got the fuck out.” FML
Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
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bobdole 0
As a guy, let me tell you that that is one of the best compliments you can receive.
Cloudy_fml 0
Well, would you rather them think of you as a piece of ass instead of as a friend? Take it as a compliment... Unless the "fml" part is that you've got the hots for your friends or something.
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Rayn4u_fml 0
#14 or desperate for attention... #50 don't try to make it up to her: it's unscrewable.
twitteraddict 0
Thats a compliment. It means they see you as a friend, rater than as someone to shag.
hurr 0
And I quote: "how come guys think it's ok to complain about being placed in the "friends" category, but are wondering about why a girl is annoyed about the same thing?" Pretty simple answer: because when a girl says it, she means "there's no way we're going to have sex, ever." When a guy says it, he means "You're like one of the guys. But if you showed up naked in my bed, I'd ride you all the way home." As others have noted, being in the "friend zone" is different for guys and girls. For guys, it's a surefire recipe for frustration. For ladies, it's mystery, romance, and foreplay -- because it's almost guaranteed that they could hook up with the target if they wished. Personally, I hooked up with a few of "the guys" in college -- and they certainly weren't guys when I had my hands on'em =). Understand now? We understand why she's annoyed -- we just know that she's wrong.
volnye 0
haha they might say that, but after a night out and you're in their bed - they won't blink.
red_apples 0
#3 amuses me so much :D .
quiksta 0
as a guy, let me tell you that asking a question like that in front of a group of guys makes you seem like a desperate *****.
saidoh_fml 26
My thoughts exactly.
x5d13 0
Agreeing with 1 7 10 11 17 etc - this is a good thing. It means that they care enough about you that if you did something as crazy as that all of a sudden, they would not take advantage of you. It doesn't necessarily mean that they don't also like you in a number of other ways.
fish1806 0
#3 whahahaha #21 I agree with you.
Si_iCEx3 0
My guy friends have said the SAME EXACT thing to me.
chocolate_fml 0
Yes. I agree that the "just friends"/"one of the guys" label sucks. Personally i don't have that problem. I get hit on every day and i think that sucks just as much. I have to fight for the title of "one of the guys." I don't understand why relationships have to be so complicated and unfulfilling. Guys are complaining that when they're "just friends" with a girl and she considers him cute they have no chance of even hooking up with her. They don't realize how much it sucks to be a girl who has to have an emotional connection with a guy for anything to happen. Girls have a chance to hook up with their guy friends but they (or at least I) require them to actually be committed for anything to happen. Otherwise it's just a hookup and that ends badly and will ruin the friendship.