Today, I was discussing sex with my guy friends in their dorm when I asked one of them what he would do if I got naked and crawled into his bed. He replied, "Nothing. You're one of the guys now." They all agreed. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML
Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML
Today, I crawled into bed, naked, wanting to get some, and hoping to surprise my boyfriend who's always complaining that I don't sleep naked. When he finally got into bed he rolled over, touched my bare ass, and said "Oh…" then rolled back over and went to sleep. FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Today, I had sex with this guy. His dad came upstairs and poked his head through the door right after we had finished, but were still naked in bed. All he said was, "No twins," and walked off. FML
Today, my roommate came home and began changing clothes in the same room that my boyfriend and I were in. I quickly got annoyed and angry and when I began questioning her about it she just laughed while saying, "Oh relax, it's not like he's never seen me naked before." FML
Today, this guy I have been hanging out with for a while came over and we were about to do it. He pulled off my clothes and once I was naked I reached for his zipper. He just backed up and said he was a virgin and simply wanted to see me naked. FML
Today, completely nude, I had to collect my clothes around the boy’s apartment I have been sleeping with for awhile. While his girlfriend watched to make sure I “got the fuck out.” FML
Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
bobdole 0
As a guy, let me tell you that that is one of the best compliments you can receive.
Cloudy_fml 0
Well, would you rather them think of you as a piece of ass instead of as a friend? Take it as a compliment... Unless the "fml" part is that you've got the hots for your friends or something.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (120)
tutti77 3
I would be soooooo happy ;)
SkoomaKi 28
A GIRL friend zoned by a GUY? I don't even...
inkdeath87 18
Ok, why would you even discuss sex as a casual topic. And what would make you ask them that!?!?!
baronrat227 2
what were you hoping for, a gang bang?
TsarKeith12 9
They're lying don't do it
trblmkr0727 18
I have been "one of the guys" with my own friends and then became one with several ex's friends. Its not all that bad. I get bros for life and should ever anything happen that I can't handle, I've got backup and being a chick but still one of the guys, if my bros need advice with their girlfriends, I give valuable insight lol.
EverettA 16
They don't want sound like the typical "horny guys" to you. It's that simple.
Pseudonym 18
I feel absolutely no sympathy for you. You're in a room full of male friends and you single one out and come on to him in front of everyone else and what? You expected him to go into detail about what he'd like to do to you? Or for everyone to decide it was gang bang night? I'd be a lot more sympathetic if it was just an exchange between you and one of your guy friends but you made a spectacle of it and unless you were ready to start dating the first one to respond "favourably" you're just begging for unnecessary attention.