Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my new apartment. My fiancé was coming home so I filled the apartment with candles and put on some sexy music. When he came up to my door, I answered the door, naked. What I didn't know was that he was bringing his dad to see the new apartment. FML
Today, I was working by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated, I started to moan and say dirty things… Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he stopped and got dressed. Naked and confused, I figured he’d be right back. Yeah, 20 minutes later with a plate of food for himself. So much for sex. It would've been nice if he told me though. FML
Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML
Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I was laying on the bed, naked, waiting for my boyfriend to come home since we haven't had sex in almost a month. Hearing him come in, I struck my sexiest pose. He walked into our room and tossed his backpack at me. Not only did we not have sex, his backpack gave me a black eye. FML
Today, completely nude, I had to collect my clothes around the boy’s apartment I have been sleeping with for awhile. While his girlfriend watched to make sure I “got the fuck out.” FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, I was really excited to fuck my boyfriend when I got home from work. When I got home, I found him excited and… fucking someone from work. FML
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LauraLaik 15
If you were sexting in the morning and then he came home in the evening, he might have forgotten you were gonna be naked. Especially if he was with friends, talking about office things or whatever, he was probably not thinking about your previous sexting at that moment, you know ? But if he came home only a few minutes, or like 1 or 2 hours after asking you to be naked, and he brought friends over without telling you about it... honestly it really feels like he (or they) planned it. In that case, I don’t think you should trust this guy. I would leave him if I were you.
Nancy Tate-Leach 4
Red flag!!!! 🚩 Dump. Him. Just trust me on this one.
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Nancy Tate-Leach 4
Red flag!!!! 🚩 Dump. Him. Just trust me on this one.
LauraLaik 15
If you were sexting in the morning and then he came home in the evening, he might have forgotten you were gonna be naked. Especially if he was with friends, talking about office things or whatever, he was probably not thinking about your previous sexting at that moment, you know ? But if he came home only a few minutes, or like 1 or 2 hours after asking you to be naked, and he brought friends over without telling you about it... honestly it really feels like he (or they) planned it. In that case, I don’t think you should trust this guy. I would leave him if I were you.
RichardPencil 32
He probably wanted to show off to his friends what he has besides excess office furniture. Aren't you flattered?
sickerthanyou 13
That’s how porno movies start
slowhandjp 18
He just wanted to do a threesome.
AmbrosiaFan 19
How long between that sext and his leaving that this happened? What was your answer to him? He's either a douche and did it on purpose, or he forgot he asked you to do that.