Anonymous
Lord of the lost rings
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
brooklyn0118
Today, I got home to find my dog had found and eaten my wedding rings. I get married in 2 days. FML
Anonymous
Long time coming
Today, it's been 14 years since at our wedding my now-husband lost the wedding ring, and we had to rush to buy another, which delayed the wedding and cost us our honeymoon flight and thousands of extra pounds. I just got his old suit out to dry clean. The missing ring was in its box, in his jacket. I'm going to kill him. FML
honeymoonisover
United States
Today, my husband of one week lost his wedding ring while we were preparing for a dinner party. After a thorough search and no luck, I started to cry. He told me to quit being a drama queen because we had guests. He then got drunk with his friends, puked on the patio, and called me a bitch. FML
Ansharus
Londerzeel, Belgium
Where is it??
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
fmal
United States
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Anonymous
Today, after spending 12 hours desperately searching everywhere I could think of, I'm forced to admit I left my wedding ring in the bathroom of the hotel suite we just spent our honeymoon in, on the literal other side of the planet. I am a dead man. FML
pop
France
Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML
Anonymous
Lost
Today, I’ve been the proud owner of an engagement ring for about 7 hours, and I’ve just spent the last 4 of them desperately searching for the damn thing, as I’ve lost it already. I daren’t tell my partner, since he was so sure I’d lose it, he'd told me to put it in our safe, and I stubbornly refused. FML
llord
United States
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Anonymous
Insecure
Today, my husband went on a boys' night but I found his wedding ring on the nightstand so I confronted him when he got home. He was wearing his ring. What I had was a brass olive ring for plumbing so now I look like a jealous idiot. FML
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RichardPencil 32
It's probably in the barmaid your new husband finger-banged.
poopface82 25
This is either a hilarious story for 50 years from now or dangerous foreshadowing. I had to have mine cut off on the honeymoon; she left me for another man after 15 years of hell.
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poopface82 25
This is either a hilarious story for 50 years from now or dangerous foreshadowing. I had to have mine cut off on the honeymoon; she left me for another man after 15 years of hell.
RichardPencil 32
It's probably in the barmaid your new husband finger-banged.