Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by sending me flowers that said, "I just need some space, forever. I hope I never see you again, even if you were a great person. It's not you it's me." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML
Today, I was feeling really down and my boyfriend refused to be there for me. It’s funny because a couple of months ago he was going through the same thing and I did everything I could to comfort him. FML
Today, I had a mental breakdown. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was, "I think we were better off as friends." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML
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macfluffers 0
What did you think he was going to say? "Oh, you're absolutely right! I'm soooooooo sorry, I still love you and I hope you can forgive me!" As if.
Amydoll 0
Ouch. That would hurt if it happened to me.
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Comments (34)
Amydoll 0
Ouch. That would hurt if it happened to me.
bballer55 0
nah but call 911 cuz some1 just got buuuuurned
whiteangel361 10
The question is, who would be more hurt? The revenge seeking ex girlfriend, or the ex boyfriend...
mleugim 0
let him goes, you don't deserve that kind of boyfriend
greenman_fml 0
you got faced
JustAGirl_fml 0
That's the part where he gets to get the **** out.
Melody_fml 0
yeah he sounds really harsh. hes over you so i'd move on fast, dont care what i thought of em before. if they dont give a sh*t bout me i dont give a sh*t bout them.
nassboub69 0
wtf!!!! bitch slap his ass
chris_n_tally 0
you don't deserve that at all. i'd never treat a girl like that. sorry sweetie.
d_dh2310 0
what an asshole. seriously. hopefully that will just make it a little easier for you to realize he's a jerk.
Jenh42391 0
I understand that people say hurtful things in arguments, but geeez what an asshole
macfluffers 0
What did you think he was going to say? "Oh, you're absolutely right! I'm soooooooo sorry, I still love you and I hope you can forgive me!" As if.