Today, I got a text from the guy I've been in love with for 3 years, saying, "So um, I've been wondering. Did you used to be a man?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text saying: "I don't think we can see each other anymore, the nights were great, but I think I'm falling in love with Julie". I'm Julie. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, two months after beginning a steamy text exchange with the man I’ve been in love with for 13 years, he told me that now when he thinks of me he feels "warm and fuzzy." In a panic, I responded sarcastically, “Primarily in the dick, right?” That shut everything down real quick. FML
Today, the guy I have been in love with for years decided to tell me all about his women problems and how he can't find someone. After telling him I loved him he responds, "do you know if anyone else does?" FML
Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend telling me he still likes me and might love me too. Later I asked him if he really meant it and his response was "I don't know. I was high." FML
Today, the guy I've been texting told me he loved me and he couldn't wait to make me his wife, and he couldn't wait for us to have kids and grow old together. I've only known him for 3 days. FML
Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML
Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML
Today, I was told by the guy I've liked for years that he would date me if he was straight. FML
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Flubberwuffer 9
Well he might have spent his whole life wondering
patts_ 23
"Well obviously you've always been a dick" I'm sorry OP. You're beautiful inside and out.
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Comments (41)
xbaconator9000x 16
"In love with"
maggiefox 25
He sounds like a real winner...
incognitogirl 17
That probably was the start of a really cheesy pick up line?
thecowgoesmo_o 2
that's not love. you've never been in a relationship with him. you'll be fine
VeryMuchDutch 12
well... according to the hot/crazy matrix... that could be a huge compliment
llamingo 8
Look on the bright side if he cares it probably means he wants to get with you
popsicals 4
I don't get it... Were you always a girl?
thesmallwarriorr 19
Even if it's true, it isn't cool to ask someone like that. Sorry OP! I bet you're beautiful :)
kilarbos 14
Well that's definitely never an OK thing to ask... cis people, amirite?
oldsaltydawg 12
well now im curious