Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the guy I have been in love with for years decided to tell me all about his women problems and how he can't find someone. After telling him I loved him he responds, "do you know if anyone else does?" FML
Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to confess my feelings to the guy I have loved for a year now in a long note. He called half an hour later and said, "I'm not going to read this crap, just tell me what it says". FML
Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML
Today, I got a text from the guy I've been in love with for 3 years, saying, "So um, I've been wondering. Did you used to be a man?" FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my boyfriend that I love him. We've been dating almost a year and in a few days we will be moving into the same apartment building and attending the same college. He said, "I'm sorry, I don't feel the same way." FML
Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I fell in love with him and I think we should be together. His response? "I appreciate the sentiment." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
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Top comments
Steve97 32
Just means there's a better guy down the road for you to meet :)
RichardPencil 32
He's an idiot! You need to move along. If he wanted to get nudes, he'd let you think you had a chance and you'd make the nudes as hot as you could to audition for his love. He lacks common sense.
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Comments (8)
RichardPencil 32
He's an idiot! You need to move along. If he wanted to get nudes, he'd let you think you had a chance and you'd make the nudes as hot as you could to audition for his love. He lacks common sense.
bigdikbubls 5
so your takeaway from this is that he should've emotionally manipulated her?
Steve97 32
Just means there's a better guy down the road for you to meet :)
bloopaloop 27
Sooo send him nudes. Obviously this is your way to his heart!
jbuckets_404 39
So, did you send the nudes??? ;-) [/s]
Noorah 🦄🏹 1
Screw him. He is an asshole. And YOU deserve someone better.
sickerthanyou 13
Exactly!, send nudes if you want ;)
DogStew 20
You chose a guy like that. It’s time to reestablish your priorities.
GalaxyGirl1123_fml 14
You deserve better <3