Today, I got a haircut and met up with a friend for lunch. Said friend then burst out laughing, saying my haircut made me look like Professor Snape. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I got a haircut that makes me look like a Lego minifigure. FML
Today, my little brother compared my new haircut to the one Hermione has in the first Harry Potter movie. I assumed this was a compliment, until my sister said, "Hermione's haircut is really cute" and he replied, "Seriously? She looks like shit." FML
Today, I ran into a friend I hadn't seen in a while. I swear I couldn't help it when the words "Wow, I bet you really regret that haircut." came out of my mouth. FML
Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML
Today, I got a haircut for the first time in almost a year. I thought it looked really nice and made me look good. On my way to CVS, I ran into one of my friends. He examined me and said, "You look... like a crack whore." FML
Today, I got a haircut. During dinner, my grandmother complained about it, and said I looked terrible. I've had the exact same haircut for years. FML
Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
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Top comments
Druu 53
"Your new haircut makes you look like Snape." "Ugh, again?" "Always."
RichardPencil 32
Tell her that her pants make her butt look like Hagrid's. Yell "expelliarmus" and walk off.
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Comments (16)
Druu 53
"Your new haircut makes you look like Snape." "Ugh, again?" "Always."
RichardPencil 32
Tell her that her pants make her butt look like Hagrid's. Yell "expelliarmus" and walk off.
Cierra Amond 14
Snape lives on!
Lalala579121 28
Don't listen to Dumbledore's lies! I'm professor Snape of Hogwarts!
Glowworm56 27
"10 points from Gryffindor!"
LennyComa 39
Snape is by far the best Harry Potter Character, take 10 points for Slytherin and rock the new do
StarkWolf_fml 23
wands up everyone /*
Miss_Red 18
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mikkigrlxx 13
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Winchesterbride 9
wait that's actually a good thing
band_geek 18
There's part of me that's laughing, but at the same time, as a huge PottHead, this has officially become my personal top fave FML story.
pinkpanther61789 15
Hey guys, op here. I just found out this got published and am pretty surprised. But it was an easy fix, I've chosen to rock my natural curly hair until it grows out.
sofia.dakota.leiva 2
I HAD THE EXACT SAME PREDICAMENT I WENT TO SCHOOL AND ALL MY FRIENDS LAUGHED AT ME AND I WANTED TO PUNCH THEM BUT I LOVE THEM TOO MUCH LOL