Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, my dad overheard me and my girlfriend having a very personal conversation. His response was to burst into the room and ground me for a month for failing to get her to orgasm the last 3 times we had sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
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TheAznEagle 0
Daddy knows best!
Tyger44 1
Always listen to your father.
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Comments (219)
ikickgingers 15
You can do it put your back into it... I can do do it put your ass into it. Hmm nobody else thought of that song when reading this? *goes back in the corner*
aleagator 10
TO THE WINDOW!! TO THE WALL!!
KiddNYC1O 22
YEAAHH... OkaY... WHAAtt?
ThisIsSpicy 2
First song I thought of..
perdix 31
The girlfriend said, "Thanks, Mr. ifeeldirty! Now, listen to your father, you lazy, ******* slug!"
mrwiggles5422 4
you know he just "pretended" to leave but in reality that old pervert was watching you from a crack on your door. @_@
GraceKathryn97 0
Listen to the wise old man!;)
crablegs 2
your dad sounds awesome
icic6772 0
Lock the damn door!!!
SouthernKiller 4
He just thought you needed a support Coach.
SexyQueen0905 24
Listen to your father. He's got the experience.
andersonRitsu 0
I have one question? How mortified was the girlfriend???
TheDrifter 24
If you're gonna get caught, get caught doing it right.