Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
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Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
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Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
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TheAznEagle 0
Daddy knows best!
Tyger44 1
Always listen to your father.
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Comments (219)
krad204 21
Lolz...
Mayshod 3
Well played sir, well played.
jpallan 3
Kids these days have no work ethic, I'm telling you.
fo_86 0
How awkward...
KiddNYC1O 22
Did he also stand by your girlfriend's ear and proudly whispered "Psst, that's my son."
KiddNYC1O 22
?*
meelo88 13
Were you expected more? Did you need a play by play?
lolnatalyloves 9
Lock the door next time
silence_isloudx3 5
lol! My dad walked in on my boyfriend. The only thing that came out of his mouth was,"SOMEBODY'S GUNNA DIE TONIGHT!" I think we could conclude that the 6'7", 312 lb man was going to be the one killing the 5'5", 145 lb 22 year old!
zm0nster 2
Take advice from the expert. :P
AffenKid 9
Next time, get yourselves a pair of Walkie Talkies. Have your dad relay instructions to you whilst you get intimate with the GF. Outstanding.... Oh and, shut the door before trying to **** the gal....