Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML
Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad's poker game. He didn't know I was there, and was telling his friends what he would do to my girlfriend if I wasn't dating her. FML
Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
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killerpenguin4 9
just tell him it was pitching practice
Caz_the_Spaz 6
Well, having sex with your coach's daughter wasn't a good idea in the first place.
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Comments (123)
CutiePie_101 7
Well, that's awkward. FYL :/
Jizwold 0
I just wana knock all ur teeth out and **** the bloody mess that would be ur mouth
Ramses3 6
0.O. creepy..
flippinsweet17 0
Wow 14, you have some serious issues. Don't reproduce, for the sake of the rest of the world. Please and thank you.
LifeSucksbtw 0
jizwold ******* as ur self need to go to a mental hospital even saying that over the Internet probably means u are just really screwed up and need help good luck mofo
Schweez4 0
book yah
derpherp 0
What did he say?
sopranoforever 0
dude seriously shut up! back in the roman era living to be 30 was a miracle so obviously they are going to be having sex a lot sooner but they were MARRIED, true be it forced, still nonetheless they were married, I am 17, the average age of those having sex, and I'm still a virgin due to the fact kids my age and younger don't need to be having sex they are to young, 20 needs to be the average age of those who have sex, well loose their virginity.
doctor_awesome 8
^*lose. "loose" is what your ****** is after having sex at 17.
reneetlovesyou 30
Honestly, OP, YDI. If you guys don't have your own place to have sex, you probably shouldn't be doing it. And before I get jumped on for being called a downer, if they can't afford their own place (or are too young to have one), they definitely can't care for a child were something to happen.
killerpenguin4 9
just tell him it was pitching practice
Jizwold 0
nice
tktom7 6
win
ilovemyboy1219 0
More like batting practice. Lol
XOHYEAHHHHHHH 0
haha nice
TheDrop 0
you know what they say about baseball coaches' daughter... they're ugly
Sports_guy3 28
#26 and he hit a home run.
Kitten16 0
Serves u right,next time get a room duh!
insanesna1l 0
depends how old they are and which room they were in
ClaudiaTextsAlot 0
YDI for having sex with her
DjeePee 25
Why? People have sex, get over it.
shannonreneee 11
Sex is awesome.
kaoss54 3
that's true sex is awesome!!!
jpest17 5
sex is best saved for marriage, so at least respect the house rules. I can't believe that girls at my school are surprised I'm a virgin, what has the world come to?
R2KT 0
I agree with 66. you won't have that problem if you wait till you're with "the one". omg! I totally know what you mean! most of the people at my school are shocked when I tell them I'm still a virgin just cuz I've been with my bf for almost two years. it's insane
skiier4life 1
Ironic that you save it for marriage but you number is 69 lol
MzKylz 0
lol #76 exactly haha
DjeePee 25
'sex is best saved for marriage' No. It's a personal choice, and 'the best personal choice' does not exist. It's different for everyone. Oh, and about that 'what has the world become' shit, just read a history book. Or my comments.
KyRidHEART 0
Thank you, 69. I mean sex isn't for just anyone, you should have it with your spouse. It may just be my believe on this matter but still.
ClaudiaTextsAlot 0
People, it's a comment. Get over it.
twilightluvr101 4
Ok so this is probably just me being a perverted teenager but isn't it kinda funny how 69s comment was all about sex after marriage and her comment was #69, lol I love irony!
KrazieKleo 13
Let's hope you hit a homerun or else all you'll be hitting is balls, haha.
The_Moustache 6
I see what you did there.
muchagente 5
how old are you and how old is your girlfriend?
some_shit 0
who cares?
hihi1212 1
obviously he is atleast 16 he can drive...
OliSykesFan101 0
well it does matter because if they are like 20, then its legal and the dad is beinf unreasonable
CallMeHush 1
After he saw your bat handling skills do you think you will be riding pine?
Caz_the_Spaz 6
Well, having sex with your coach's daughter wasn't a good idea in the first place.
DjeePee 25
If you're in love with someone, is it really important who the parents are? It may be awkward to fall in love with the daughter of your coach, your teacher, your principal...but that's not a major issue. And if they want to have sex with each other, let them, it's their choice. The dad probably can't deal with his little princess growing up.
KyRidHEART 0
22, you're right, it is their choice, but I just wish not everyone thought the same about sex.
heyitsmikayla 14
It doesn't matter how old she is. If she still lives in his house then she must follow his rules.
TheRealStunts 27
So if she was 35 years old still living with her dad and he didnt want her having sex, she should just comply? Lmao
mintcar 10
Who pitched the idea? YDI for being an idiot and not locking the door.
Jizwold 0
ya the only doors with locks in my house go to the outside
Lennsik 4
Props for the punny comment. To the matter, yea, kind of odd to think you won't be caught.
UpsidedownKayak 9
OP, just be glad he didn't teach you batting techniques, using your head as the baseball.
twilightluvr101 4
which head are you talking about? ;-) Lmfao