Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
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Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML
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Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
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Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
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TheAznEagle 0
Daddy knows best!
Tyger44 1
Always listen to your father.
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Comments (219)
MwahFMLS 6
Well uh.. I'm sorry about that. Really.
dragonstrike94 8
My dad is the same way
ImaginaryFoe 1
He puts his back into it or he sidles around when you have sex?
Nguyenydapooh 5
Wise words.
theTrollGuy 7
And that's when you salute your dad and say, "Sir yes sir!"
kshafer08 7
I remember my first time having sex. Don't worry you will get the hang of it.
lakebitch01 0
Hahahahaha
steelrain0811 0
Amen to that..
Daralea 21
Well, he didn't say it was his first time...or first of few times. He just may be crap at it.
lakebitch01 0
Seriously if pops is having to tell him to work a little hard....
FroHo 8
I don't see the FML. I'd be proud if my dad got the same reaction as your father did.
NEEPLES 7
You might want to quiet down a little for next time.
mrbendystraw 0
Look him in the eyes and finish like a boss
stevenJB 25
Haha I lol'd at that :D
somewizdom 15
Dad: Don't forget to pull out, oh there you go.
rude_boi256 12
He clearly had your best interests at heart.
idontknowyou123 0
Well... Did you put your back into it?