Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
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Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, my dad overheard me and my girlfriend having a very personal conversation. His response was to burst into the room and ground me for a month for failing to get her to orgasm the last 3 times we had sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
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TheAznEagle 0
Daddy knows best!
Tyger44 1
Always listen to your father.
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Comments (219)
Savra_fml 17
Next time try getting your mom to walk in and see her reaction.
GabbyCharityM 0
There's these fancy new things called "locks" you can put on doors and such. You should try one.
leadman1989 16
Hi five... How did we miss?
jaredofmo 22
1) Locks. 2) Your dad is epic.
dirtbiker267 0
Support?
jedielf 23
Remind your dad that if the door's closed, KNOCK before going in. Esp if you and your girlfriend are in there. And I'd have no clue what to do if I caught my kid bumping uglies either LOL.
ikickgingers 15
Or he could have more respect for his parents home...
odexy 12
Parents have the tendency of not listening to you. I even put a sign on my door asking to knock, yet my mother still felt it necessary to barge in whenever the hell she pleases. This includes while I'm getting dressed.
SnigglePoop 3
Hahahahahaha bumping uglies hahahahaha
captainbj2 0
Probably because it is her house and not yours...
Snafuusmc 12
Like father like son!
Snafuusmc 12
Like father like son!
Savra_fml 17
How the **** do you figure out that the father and son are alike from this FML? One difference already is that the son does not put his back into it.
DocBastard 40
At first I read this as "Put it back in, son."
RedPillSucks 33
me to. I half expected.. You're doing it wrong, lemme show you how to put it in.
pizzaisyummy 0
Maybe u should he did produce u so he iz teaching u now lol! :D
every1luvsboners 11
Wut?
DocBastard 40
Boners, please allow me to put this through my Idiot-English Translation Engine: "Maybe you should listen to him! He did have sex at least once with your mother and spawn you, so he is now trying to teach you to ****! Haha! I'm smiling really big!" Make sense now? Glad I could help.
every1luvsboners 11
Thanks Doc. Your Idiot-English translator is amazing. You should consider marketing such an amazing feature to Microsoft.
RedPillSucks 33
That was the failed clippie. People kept throwing their computers throw the window.
slim_lady 12
do you sell this as an app as well? you might make a fortune out of it.
lakebitch01 0
Win for dad! Fail for you....