Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
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Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML
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Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, my dad overheard me and my girlfriend having a very personal conversation. His response was to burst into the room and ground me for a month for failing to get her to orgasm the last 3 times we had sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
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TheAznEagle 0
Daddy knows best!
Tyger44 1
Always listen to your father.
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Comments (219)
chrisrgrant 6
man you have an awesome dad.
miZscrZee 0
UHM. lock ur doors next time SON!
juliefaarup 4
Your Dad is awesome :-)
lizard399 0
I remember my first beer...
SoCalKay 3
Hahahah your dad is so awesome
Wtf91101 3
Your Dad is great!!! Next time slide out and let Dad slide in and demonstrate his best moves!
brandoneyez1 25
That's hilarious. but next time find some place more private...
vincegee 5
Are you Jim from American Pie?
cheeseburger9418 3
At least he didnt scold u.. He wanted u to learn about da sex life good dad
Petronix 5
Listen to the man. What do you do exactly? Be as a board and don't move your hips or back? God damn... Poor girl.