Today, I was sitting on the wooden edge of my coffee table watching my sister's boyfriend play Halo 2, when I leaned back to stretch and shattered the center pane of glass in the table. I now have a large gash in my ass. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML
Today, my friend hit a glass with her arm, so I dove to try and catch it before it hit the ground and shattered. I hit my head against the table, giving me a nice gash that needed stitches. The glass was actually plastic. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room and set my burnt out light bulb on my computer chair without any second thought. Later, I sat on the chair, the light bulb shattered and I got a huge gash on my butt. FML
Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites. In my attempt to scoot the chair forward, I hit my knee against the desk that my computer was on, and ended up breaking it. I literally broke my knee sitting on my ass. FML
Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML
Today, I passed out. I fell to the hardwood floor, cut my chin, and bit through my lip. Fortunately, my brother was there to help stop the bleeding and get me some water. All I had to do was wait until he finished his game of Call of Duty. FML
Today, while playing ping pong, my brother got mad that he lost and threw the paddle at my head, causing me to fall backwards into the TV mounted on the wall. Now I have a concussion and have to pay to replace the TV. FML
Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML
Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
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Top comments
ohSNAPyall 27
I hate it when that happens. What a pain in the ass.
akiranozaki 0
Chair. Learn to use one.
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Comments (111)
CallMeHush 1
Wait, your gash is ON your ass? Something is amiss.
Ajjas013 6
Maybe his ass was a perfect utopian lump and when he gashed it he attained what we all know as an asscrack.
oopsitouchedmyse 0
does the gash on your ass go well with the crack that's on it?
MINDKONTROLLED 0
YDI for being BORING
grv_fml 4
lolz table ripped you a new one
1q 0
At least you weren't doing the Percolator.
Jake1595 0
WTF halo 2? haha that IS an fml haha fyl
UKfan97 0
why were u sittin on the table? u totally deserved tht one,, rly dumb.....why would u sit on a table with glass on it? glass does break! but i guess now u kno haha
sydneyanne 0
yeah well that's what u get when ur bein stupid
youthink_fml 0
What kind of moron sits on a glass table?
Ashle1gh 14
OP obviously.
goldenone 2
damn I wish we still played halo 2.... <3