Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, looked at me, and said, "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't share food after I tried taking a chip from him. I made popcorn that night, and when he tried to take some, I said, "I'm sorry, I don't share food" to get him back. His response? "I can tell." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML
Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he’d love me if I were a worm. His answer involved chopping me in half and having a threesome. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I became a vegetable. His response: "Well, the sex wouldn't be any different." FML
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML
Today, my boyfriend sat me down for a "confession". His confession consisted of him saying that "women are like a bag of chips," and that while you can love the smokey BBQ flavor, every once in a while you just have to go for some salt and vinegar. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go on a date with me tomorrow. His reaction was to pick up a banana and pretend that he was in the middle of a phone call. FML
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marisaichiban 0
Must have been some good chips.
Soak 0
Eh, most guys don't wanna be bugged during eating, tv, games, or with his friends
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Comments (255)
marisaichiban 0
Must have been some good chips.
ccc01 1
You can never eat just one chip!
gorbeast 0
NEVER, come between a man and his chips
Danielt104 6
I'd eat a girl over anything..unless she was ugly or had a disease
deliciouscake 3
DAMN RIGHT!
tman188 0
WTF? I would definetly est a girl instead of chips unless they look like you. oviously your bf agrees
crackz12 10
Yea **** that shit eating pussy is for the pleasure of the chick theres nothing tasty about it i would rather eat chips too.
ifinsane 6
When ya know what ya want ya know what ya want!
399 41
lol
Soak 0
Eh, most guys don't wanna be bugged during eating, tv, games, or with his friends
Reyo 2
Sometimes, food > sex. Just sayen.
zezjo 3
All the time.
IscoreOnU 19
Zezjo really? All the time?...
RHK_fml 0
Your ****** must taste awful.
maverik5124 6
****** usually doesn't taste great... All salty and stuff. But op must taste rly bad down there
cnorris31 2
Nothing beats cool ranch Doritos
Aniki_Sohma 20
I'd rather eat a hot dog than a guys penis. Just saying...
tehhotness 0
ew, clean your vag, maybe hed enjoyit more. crusty bitch
greenman_fml 0
****** doesn't taste all that great anyway, and it's a lot of work for really no benefit to the man. chips taste great, and leave you feeling satisfied and full after eating them. it's the only logical choice
ImFatAndLonleyFM 0
Your picture seems to imply you've gotten a lot of vag in your day XD
HisBabyGirl4ever 0
Pwahahahahaha YOU win .:)<3
IscoreOnU 19
219 Your name implies that you have no room to talk. XD
cnorris31 2
Did this escape to catch a predator
molejo 0
Sexual activity with girlfriend >> eating chips. even really good ones. His loss
amykillswitch 0
you asked at a bad time. don't try to get sexual when a man his eating his food, playing games or watching tv. you may as well be asking a wall the same question.
ImFatAndLonleyFM 0
I'd let my girl polish my knob while playing xbox watching tv and eating chips.
captaingoldfish 0
#5....penises dont taste all that great either and has no benefit to the woman *edited by Frans*
DevilsAltair 8
R u a woman?
AntiChrist7 0
1) never bother a man eating 2) you must smell down there 3) take a boyfriend who doesn't eat that much junk. 1+2+3= you ******* deserved it
michminn 0
Really! my pussy smells real ripe and yummy you **** wat. learn to add
crackz12 10
Learn to add? No your pussy might smell good in relation to other pussys but it really just smells like pussy. Which really doesnt taste good or smell good. And at least i can throughly clean my dick. Id eat your pussy anyways sexy ;-)
mrssuarez2011 12
Thank god someone said it. Head isn't fun for the chick, it takes a lot of work, you have to use your tongue and we get choked with a large foreign object. Seriously.
funnyshiett23 0
You can always flavor the penis though, not a vag
cnorris31 2
That's why it's called *******
Spider_fml 9
well... you were kinda setting yourself up for rejection with your poor timing. I know the unwanted feeling, but this one you kinda asked for.