Today, my friend hit a glass with her arm, so I dove to try and catch it before it hit the ground and shattered. I hit my head against the table, giving me a nice gash that needed stitches. The glass was actually plastic. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML
Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML
Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML
Today, I dropped some glass at my job while putting it on the shelf. A shard bounced off the floor and went up my nose. FML
Today, I tried to put a drinking glass on the top rack at the dish sink where I work, but lost my grip. The glass then fell into my coworker's face, the bridge of her nose to be exact. X-rays confirmed that I broke her nose. FML
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML
Today, I accidentally broke a vase. When I was clearing it up, I used my bare hand to sweep up the shards without thinking. I'm still fishing pieces of broken glass out of my hand. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding some dirty glasses from my room. I ended up pulling pieces of glass from my body. Meanwhile all my mom cares about is the fact that I broke three of her favorite glasses. FML
Today, while bringing my baby an early-morning bottle, I tripped over a ball and fell into the glass coffee table, smashing it and cutting myself pretty badly. My husband slept through the whole thing, but the neighbors came by to tell me to keep it down. FML
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XZero_fml 0
you'rrrrrrrrrrrre out!!
Zombierella 2
Did you even manage to catch it? if you didn't, that's just fail at failing |:
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Comments (104)
_JazziCakes_ 0
wow smh
LoganBballin16 0
dang that sucks!!
Nena713 0
Lol. That sucks
rosemary1990 0
u should of just let it drop
Clare420 0
fail!!
NatDancer2010 0
your effort was greatly appreciated hopefully lol
KaraShinee 0
haha op if u let it dropped u would just have to clean the mess, sucks for u
madarchod 0
OP u r a great guy, u saved the glass
LoganBballin16 0
I bet ur "friend" was a girl you liked so u were trying to impress her right?
v42136 0
you Hot
joshhhhdudeyeah 0
OP is dumb
delanis 0
fail fail fail fail FFFAAAAIILL :o
MarkSeattle 0
idiot
illmatic2 16
I would have loved to see this happen in real life.
StopB1tchingYDI 0
ikr
samanthadude 0
48 - Why? I would have covered my eyes. :P OP - That sucks, at least the glass/plastic is okay?
illmatic2 16
Sam its one of those moments that's bad at first, but later it's hilarious.
pingpongpickle 8
so did it fall ?
bmalley 0
I have no sympathy for stupid people and you my friend are stupid.
marymarymaryyy 0
that's a story to tell your grandchildren. :D
Brittneyyyy 7
F for effort.
Stevefett 0
48- Hey it's the get a life guy. Thanks for jumping on my shit with those idiots yesterday man. You don't even know me. I pay comps that's it. I'm not trying to hook up with young girls. That was pretty effed up. I still can't believe it. I bother noone in here so what gives? Anyway peace man.
illmatic2 16
Steve your right I jumped to conclusions. I saw that dudes comment and I assumed you were some creeper trying to get with little girls. I didn't really think about it I'm sorry.
samanthadude 0
54 - So you laugh at people getting hurt.....? It's alright I do it too. :P
illmatic2 16
ha well I try to make sure they are ok before I start laughing...but yeah I do :p
ryansims 0
no offense but why dive to save something that cost less than a dollar so stupid YDI
OwNowBrownCow 0
when I read this I pictured op diving in slow motion while chariots of fire is playing
ATL_chris 6
lmao 61
swimchic007 0
Same Here 89!! Exactly the same, lol.
rudiznell 0
At least you caught it! You did, right?
TaNmKm 0
Hahaha 18, that would be really sick!
AndreaHaha 0
Damn, hmph shoud've let it fall.
cusof 0
faceplant win
iceex56 0
should have just let it fall, it was only a glass, not that big a deal .
staymintyfresh 13
your glasses cost less than a dollar? ahaa.
maryamd 3
epic fail
Andrew1122 0
I just moderated this
tsc32 2
And I took a shit once. Are we going to keep talking about stuff that doesn't matter or would you like to kindly shut the **** up.
illmatic2 16
^^win
StopB1tchingYDI 0
how do u not kno its plastic
pingpongpickle 8
hahaha
ladygagafrk 0
42 needs to get laid... just saying
flofloraaa 0
uah.... how is your head doing ? >< ！(◎_◎;) fyl ><
XZero_fml 0
you'rrrrrrrrrrrre out!!
Weird_Gurl7504 0
^ win
Zombierella 2
Did you even manage to catch it? if you didn't, that's just fail at failing |:
palatapus 0
you acualy dove? that's a bit much for a glass.
stephx11 0
wow that sucks and sounds extremely painful..
LaitsGo 0
haha lol
pop_555 0
aww that sucks
walkitoff 0
walk it off winie