Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites. In my attempt to scoot the chair forward, I hit my knee against the desk that my computer was on, and ended up breaking it. I literally broke my knee sitting on my ass. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to sit on a desk chair, which promptly rolled out from under me. This made me fall on my own foot, literally shattering two bones. I just bought a 9-month gym membership and can't use it because I wanted to sit down. FML
Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room and set my burnt out light bulb on my computer chair without any second thought. Later, I sat on the chair, the light bulb shattered and I got a huge gash on my butt. FML
Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML
Today, as I was taking the garbage out, I tripped over my own feet, causing my knee to dislocate in such a way that it shattered the back of my kneecap and fractured my femur. I guess I won't be taking the garbage out again anytime soon. FML
Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML
Today, I went to sit on my bed in the pitch black and I somehow completely misjudged where I was standing in the room, so I missed the bed entirely and sat down on thin air. With nothing to stop me falling, I landed full bore on my ass and felt my coccyx snap. FML
Today, I stood up at my desk and fell. I landed on the arm of my desk chair. There was a loud crack when the plastic in the chair broke. My co-workers heard. They didn't come to check on me because I didn't scream. FML
Today, I was sitting using my laptop, while eating a bag of Starbursts. The bag slid off the bed, so I went to catch it and in the process my knee hit my laptop, which flew off the bed onto the wooden floor, and shattered. I broke my laptop to save 11 Starbursts from falling. FML
Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML
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22Marie22 0
What kind of various websites were you browsing?
iAmScrubs 19
Clubpenguin is where it is at these days.
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Comments (173)
MyHandIsADolphin 0
All I got to say is wow
ImmortalKratos 0
"various websites"? you mean **** right?
iAmScrubs 19
Then don't say it because it is not profound at all in the least way.
enonymous 9
It probably was WoW that caused it...50 bucks says he tries to tell people it broke while wrestling with a polar bear
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
How is this even possible??? Are you made of Popsicle sticks and paper mache? D; FYL
urdirtyolduncle 15
It takes a remarkable amount of skills to do that.
Suddenly 0
50 monopoly dollars and your on
enonymous 9
I don't do monopoly dollars... I will trade you a park place in the McDonalds monopoly game... it's ******* park place ...it's a sweet setup. 3000 square ft. Your toilet paper has it's own toilet paper... Cognac coming out the shower...
gabstahhh 8
As long as it's 2-ply. Otherwise he's probably out of the deal. :)
mycookiezz 0
Well, at least we all know OP has got skillz
iluvhobos 5
I'm not surprised-he's a masshole.
passief 0
all I've got to say is : better than breaking your ass by sitting on your knee.
Suddenly 0
in return you shall receive 1 dimond encrusted soild gold mcmugget
Arexos 0
Achievement complete: "laziest bastard alive" 50p
UnicornHooker 0
You could've said more than "wow". You might have said "Oh, that was silly of you." or "I do hope it heals soon!" or "I bet all my money you were looking at ****." instead of "wow". All of those things would've made a better comment. But you commented to say essentially nothing. A small knee-related aside, I have luxating patellae (patellas?) which means my kneecaps like to pop out and do stuff. Sometimes I fall over, which is always fun. Also, criticism and asides aside, it must have taken some strength to break your knee :c
jagaimo_fml 1
C-C-C-Combo breaker ;)
jrmelon91 4
Really? An internet **** joke, #24? Are you looking forward to the 8th grade once school is back in session?
Synyster430 0
Brutal..
peakcheer 2
how does this even happen
DarkHelmet 10
I don't think there is even a phrase to explain how ****** up this is
Ha1r1nY0S0up 15
Did you hurt the desk?
futtbuck101 1
Got milk?
daisyloo 7
Good one.
atsirk 0
gimp
miraggg 1
well maybe you should drink more milk then
22Marie22 0
What kind of various websites were you browsing?
Molord1 0
lmfao nice xD
illmatic2 16
I think that we all know the answer to that question.
iAmScrubs 19
Clubpenguin is where it is at these days.
MrSassypants 34
30 but what are the other websites? Disney channel, cartoonnetwork, maybe the occasional nickelodeon.
Saltime 0
You're all idiots. He's obviously playing Toontown.
eminemchick 19
dammit u guys cant you tell it was poptropica?
yourshootingstar 4
it's obvious it was stumble upon ;)
jamboy51 0
oh we all know what he was on;)
ColdplaySucks 18
Neopets
rocketeer_97 1
I believe the website he was looking at was Pixie Hollow.
Hello_kitty_love_fml 0
Nah, it was surely Jump Start.
Suddenly 0
it was wizard 101
jackt2034 0
my money's on runescape...
jinki101 0
nah, c'mon guys! it was pornn!(;
glassflower2012 0
runescape :)
Skyblu10 10
I say he was on WoW and he died, causing him to ragequit, making him smash their knee. Lesson learned: Drink some milk.
A7X_LoVeee 10
As others have said Runescape is the way to go. Or perhaps the occasional Adventure Quest.
awesomemarcus 0
p double o r n
bilyfiskin 0
I think he jumped in fear because he saw his first lemon party
mattmadden 0
OP was obviously playing LEGO Universe.
grapisy 8
my moneys on barbie.com
xMexicanXJesusx 0
Nahh, he was playing Hello Kitty Online Adventures!
22Marie22 0
121- or his first blue waffle.
epicwinmaster 0
When a good game of solitaire goes bad.
volley4eva1698 0
it was OBVII WEBKINZ
beallen 0
Lol! Exactly what I was thinking!!
agaba 0
what r u guys talking about he was easly getting new mods for minecraft we all know how thoes damm creepers are like without god mode
muscleglasses 0
I suspect QWOP..
XxSonyaBlade10xX 1
XD
OceanBreathesSal 5
he was on Habbo hotel
LexxyLiime 0
Um, he was obviously watching mylittlepony p*rn. Duh.
lexi365 20
135 thanks for bringing that picture to my mimd
tub944 0
it was obviously "goatse" DONT GOOGLE IT!
gizmo92 6
I use to be an adventurer like you but then I took a computer to the knee
Luciens19 0
lmao, way to go.. YDI
raquelisonfire 5
what maybe it's a sign
babymaee 0
How hard did you trying schootching forward?
skanky 4
right!?! I think op was doing some scotching before scootching (or scooting) chair forward. how do you break a knee just by bumping it on a desk? unless, maybe the computer fell on it?
Blackhandles 0
Bravo sir *snaps fingers tastefully*.
NHLbound22 8
at 31 the hair actually looks good
SugaryTears 0
schootching? ur so cute
iwtbmjg117 0
fyl
IcySnake 0
OP must have been watching lemonparty and wanted to see it closer.
hahopps 4
wow...
luckycharm421 3
that takes hard core skill xD
IcySnake 0
If you're going to watch ****, put it in fullscreen so you don't have to scoot forward to watch.
Zero22120 12
That's a special talent