Today, I passed out. I fell to the hardwood floor, cut my chin, and bit through my lip. Fortunately, my brother was there to help stop the bleeding and get me some water. All I had to do was wait until he finished his game of Call of Duty. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML
Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML
Today, my youngest son had to have stitches on his chin. He did great; I passed out. FML
Today, I was helping my boyfriend in the garden. When I wanted to break a piece of wood, I lost my balance. Head first against a stone. Result: five stitches in my upper lip, and a loose tooth. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML
Today, while playing ping pong, my brother got mad that he lost and threw the paddle at my head, causing me to fall backwards into the TV mounted on the wall. Now I have a concussion and have to pay to replace the TV. FML
Today, my brother accidentally hit me in the throat. After I stopped coughing, choking, and feeling like I was going to die, he came back into my room, quietly said "I know your weakness," and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML
Today, my brother flicked a huge bug onto my foot, making me freak out and fall into my outdoors pool. The water was so cold that I started hyperventilating. My brother left to "get help". I finally managed to get out, and found him watching TV. FML
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Top comments
Liamj774 36
Unlike your brother, the floor will always be there for you
ryannmichael 17
Time to get your revenge. Hide his game console and tell him "some things won't always be there for you"
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Comments (64)
Liamj774 36
Unlike your brother, the floor will always be there for you
XxDevilxXGt 26
Not unless he falls into an endless pit.
ryannmichael 17
Time to get your revenge. Hide his game console and tell him "some things won't always be there for you"
Swandive235 27
That is evil, even you have to admit.
RedPillSucks 33
its karmic revenge
electraheart 9
Duty called
WhoopteDo 26
I game probably too much, but there's also a line.. Laundry and homework can wait ten minutes. If someone gets hurt then there's no reason at all to not get off right away, at the very most say "gotta go" to friends or whatever and then book it. Sorry OP.
ghostriley 14
Game more important then sibling
PePziNL 20
"Geez mom you can't pause an online game!"
Niz_DD 14
Let me take a 360 no-scope first!
Esoomian 23
Could it possibly be that he didn't notice it had happened until after he was playing Call of Duty?
im_a_black_guy 10
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this
TheNewGuy03 29
Your brother answered the wrong call of duty.
UncleCaitlyn 21
That's intense right there you can't leave your teammates like that no matter what
Scarylizard1798 23
Ah, what a beautiful generation, xD
nesteremily 31
Hit him so the same happens then wait 15 minutes to help him. Karma is a bitch
Yazoo77 16
Why be violent? Just hide is COD disc for a while.
nesteremily 31
Because I do MMA and choose to fight.
alwaysstabbing 19
i see.. thats why you got crazy eyes
daemonsparta 16
since you are a martial artist you should know self control. if you want to follow a path of violence i will be asking you to return any belt youve earned.
TheNewGuy03 29
23 -- You are everything that is wrong with MMA. You shouldn't fight unless you have to.
nesteremily 31
If my brother was an asshole like that then I'd be one right back.
SubparAtBest 23
comments dont always prove 41s point but when they do they're posted by Nesteremily
SubparAtBest 23
And to be honest Karma isnt the bitch here. It appears to be you.
TheNewGuy03 29
42 -- I actually fight. Don't use any of your techniques unless you're training, in a martial arts competition, or in self-defense. Have some honor.
gracehi 33
Call of Duty: Claiming more lives of young men than actual war.