Today, I was sitting on the wooden edge of my coffee table watching my sister's boyfriend play Halo 2, when I leaned back to stretch and shattered the center pane of glass in the table. I now have a large gash in my ass. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML
Today, my friend hit a glass with her arm, so I dove to try and catch it before it hit the ground and shattered. I hit my head against the table, giving me a nice gash that needed stitches. The glass was actually plastic. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room and set my burnt out light bulb on my computer chair without any second thought. Later, I sat on the chair, the light bulb shattered and I got a huge gash on my butt. FML
Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites. In my attempt to scoot the chair forward, I hit my knee against the desk that my computer was on, and ended up breaking it. I literally broke my knee sitting on my ass. FML
Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML
Today, I passed out. I fell to the hardwood floor, cut my chin, and bit through my lip. Fortunately, my brother was there to help stop the bleeding and get me some water. All I had to do was wait until he finished his game of Call of Duty. FML
Today, while playing ping pong, my brother got mad that he lost and threw the paddle at my head, causing me to fall backwards into the TV mounted on the wall. Now I have a concussion and have to pay to replace the TV. FML
Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML
Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
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ohSNAPyall 27
I hate it when that happens. What a pain in the ass.
akiranozaki 0
Chair. Learn to use one.
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Comments (111)
amaruq 0
ha I did the same thing. only mine was on my back went real deep and through a vein I'm scarred for life :(
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
It's funny reading all the comments about how the guy was playing Halo 2,,, who cares?
lolmaster7654321 4
didnt anyone notice how it said large gash IN my ass?!? doesnt that mean like inside ur butt?!? lol
WickedPixie 0
Halo FTW!
crabit_fml 11
Thats not a gash its your butt crack, you idiot lol
kaycee1996 5
Ow sounds painful :( Now you have a large gash in your ass as well as a huge crack :D
KyleJstorm 0
How dare he! Playing halo 2 when there is halo reach!
Seirye 2
Why the **** would you sit on a table that has GLASS in it? YDI for being a idiot. Chairs were invented for a reason.
ambear26 14
Why were you sitting on a glass table watching your sisters boyfriend play halo 2 ? ... No.
kitkatkarley 7
Why were you watching HER boyfriend in the first place?