Today, I was sitting on the wooden edge of my coffee table watching my sister's boyfriend play Halo 2, when I leaned back to stretch and shattered the center pane of glass in the table. I now have a large gash in my ass. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML
Today, my friend hit a glass with her arm, so I dove to try and catch it before it hit the ground and shattered. I hit my head against the table, giving me a nice gash that needed stitches. The glass was actually plastic. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room and set my burnt out light bulb on my computer chair without any second thought. Later, I sat on the chair, the light bulb shattered and I got a huge gash on my butt. FML
Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites. In my attempt to scoot the chair forward, I hit my knee against the desk that my computer was on, and ended up breaking it. I literally broke my knee sitting on my ass. FML
Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML
Today, I passed out. I fell to the hardwood floor, cut my chin, and bit through my lip. Fortunately, my brother was there to help stop the bleeding and get me some water. All I had to do was wait until he finished his game of Call of Duty. FML
Today, while playing ping pong, my brother got mad that he lost and threw the paddle at my head, causing me to fall backwards into the TV mounted on the wall. Now I have a concussion and have to pay to replace the TV. FML
Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML
Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
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Top comments
ohSNAPyall 27
I hate it when that happens. What a pain in the ass.
akiranozaki 0
Chair. Learn to use one.
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Comments (111)
Ashle1gh 14
You and the naked shower guy should move into a glass house together. I'd pay to see that.
glen12 0
hahahaha that was good
quelbaby 0
haha where's Carlisle when ya need him O.o
beastlydevon 0
6 and 9- I still do got a fcking problem with that? not saying I don't have halo 3 but I play Halo 1 and 2 to start the sequel then finish it with the third
Averizzle 0
Lol nerd^^ :D
warom 0
haha 20, I bet you're a gay. that's the stupidest thing I've heard in my life. picking a fight because you like to go on a fagg binge. Relax. it's just halo. play all you want. I'm sure 6 and 9 didn't mean it
g0geta10 0
this is sooo fake u can tell coz noone plays halo 2 anymore :)
RaggedSquirrel 0
Maybe a shard of glass in your ass will teach you not to use coffee tables for your own purposes.
Crush89 0
I still don't see why you left the kitchen?
boredinjp 17
You deserve it for playing Halo 2. Move to Halo 3 or ODST!
mollymaykitty 0
I'm sorry, but common sense should tell you to never sit on a table with glass.
angry_girl 0
a new ass whole ?
Scourge87 0
This made me smile, being quite ridiculous. Good luck sitting comfortably in the near future !
ladida94 0
puuuuuunnnnnyyyyyy!!!!!! teehee