Intimacy: Over and out

Over and out

By hatinthelife - 18/02/2012 06:34 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Imrickar - 30/04/2011 05:06 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2018 03:00

Today, I actually said the words "yes, a blowjob from a guy is still cheating" to my husband. I never thought that would be a problem. FML

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Not funny

By Not laughing - 24/06/2023 22:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I had to, again, explain to my girlfriend that her jokes about her cheating on me are not funny in any form. Not just because of the topic, but also that she actually has cheated me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2013 22:58 - Israel - Netanya

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML

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By anonymous - 14/02/2011 13:45 - United States

Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2019 02:00

Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML

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You deserved it 857

By fuck russia and fuck georgia too - 09/03/2014 18:38 - Azerbaijan

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML

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By madseason - 07/05/2012 00:13 - United States

Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML

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Miscommunication

By Anonymous - 25/10/2012 05:45 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML

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By amiadori - 01/05/2009 09:50 - United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML

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mama2b3 20

Saturday 18 February 2012 12:04

So ask her if it's alright for you to eat out other girls.

Pentium_4 27

Saturday 18 February 2012 12:03

hmmmm, not the kind of girl i'd want to be going out with. sorry dude...

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baderier 6

Saturday 18 February 2012 19:13

According to Marilyn Manson, ******** are like handshakes and autographs... Therefore NOT cheating.

brettthomson47 0

Saturday 18 February 2012 19:25

Fricken ******, i dont get how people can do that.

musicluvr2000 11

Saturday 18 February 2012 19:40

Ummm okay

blaky 2

Saturday 18 February 2012 19:45

Well thats horrible wonder how long she was doing that

tj4234 35

Saturday 18 February 2012 21:18

probably about 5 to 10 minutes depending on how long he can last...

Grosso 3

Saturday 18 February 2012 19:46

What's her number?

bubo_fml 10

Saturday 18 February 2012 20:34

"37? I'm number 37?!?!"

DavisTrev2 3

Saturday 18 February 2012 20:41

Dump her ass

meruu_2005 1

Saturday 18 February 2012 21:31

One final blow

drunkonduty247 1

Saturday 18 February 2012 21:32

Do you still kiss that mouth?

mrssuarez2011 12

Saturday 18 February 2012 21:36

Can't turn a sorority girl into a housewife.

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Same thing different taste

Not funny

Miscommunication

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