Today, my husband and I caught our 12-year-old son "experimenting" with a 5-foot tall stuffed Mickey Mouse. He even made sure to rip Mickey's pants off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML
Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML
Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML
Today, I found my 5-year-old son prancing around in high heels and cat ears, wearing a thong as a necklace, and waving a riding crop around like a sword. He'd found the box where granny keeps her special outfits that make granddad extra happy on Friday nights. FML
Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML
Today, while on a family Disney World vacation, I saw a kid shitting on a public bathroom floor. It was my kid. He's 10. FML
Today, I had mice in the house and had to kill them with mousetraps. I pulled a trap out with a dead mouse and my four year-old son saw. Mice are his favorite animals, and now he won’t speak to me. FML
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Top comments
loserman67 36
So he slipped Mickey his "Minnie"?
mattzawesome 28
I don't think I can look at Mickey Mouse the same way anymore...
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Comments (101)
mrlawlor7777 26
Was it a small world after all?
pugpuggy 21
I'm sorry. That was terrible.
psychopolarbear 28
As long as they don't take him to a Disney Park, they should be fine.
magicdust95 31
I bet it was his favorite thing to play with even as a kid
mattzawesome 28
I don't think I can look at Mickey Mouse the same way anymore...
Killswitchknot 20
Just imagine how OP and her husband feel.
fortune789 17
"Haha! Hiya fella!"
xXCIPHERXx 8
wow you deserved that
rdenkewicz 11
How is this deserved...unless her son is secretly a 12 year old dog?
oroxsnyder 8
i guess because they walked in on him, but i disagree that was totally an fml
fiveforfighting 26
Well he is 12, time for "the talk"
MrConcise 35
He is known for Tugboat Willie.
loserman67 36
So he slipped Mickey his "Minnie"?
The_Podfather 16
*slow clap*
Cads1 24
I thought the talk was the birds and the bees, not a 5ft stuffed toy and a young boy.
kinky44 28
Should've at least bought him a Minnie Mouse doll.
fluffee123 2
Doesn't matter, kids a furry, they have I kill it
pepsiman404 12
that's my fetish. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
imyy 20
Have a talk with him ASAP...that's definitely not appropriate!