Today, my daughter's school was putting on a fashion show for charity and all the kids were supposed to ask their mothers to be in it. I asked my daughter about it and she said, "Well, I was going to ask you, but they said to only 'ask all of your beautiful mommies'." FML
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Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML
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Today, I was talking to my mom about who I wanted to ask to prom. I told her the names of the girls I was thinking of asking and she replied, "They'll say no, but you can always go with one of your cousins." FML
Today, our little family business was asked to do a presentation at my daughter's school. When we got there and I saw her, I waved to her happily but she totally blanked me, plus my super strict mom smacked me on the back of the head for embarrassing her by not acting professionally while I was technically working. FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
Today, I went to the mall with two friends. A modelling scout approached us and asked both of my friends if they were interested in modelling. When the scout finally noticed me, she asked if I was their mom. We're all the same age. FML
Today, I went to a comedy show with my mom, and they asked the audience members to yell out their problems as ideas for an improv skit. My mom yelled, "My daughter can't get a boyfriend!" FML
Today, my friend called saying she was gathering all her girlfriends for a girl's night out. I was thrilled with the idea and started to think of something to wear. She then asked if I would mind watching her son. FML
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jet_fml 0
To be fair, I wouldn't want my mom in my school's fashion show either. :P
smiles1234456 0
aww :( little kids are really stupid and mean sometimes though
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crazyangel_fml 0
Tell her she's got your genetics and will probably end up looking like you anyway.
itsTiffany 0
Lmfao, I'm sorry... that just sucks. FYL
STN_fml 0
ew
yesbutnotyou 0
the more I live, the more I am convinced that children are the direct spawn of satan.
fALLyl 0
I guess now you're pro-choice!
TheVerne 0
Don't worry about it. All kids go through these phases. I used to refuse to tell my father I loved him and then yell how much I hated him when I was little. Now, he is one of my best friends. Knowing that I was such a mean child still tears me up inside some time. Trust me, you are beautiful and she'll see it soon enough.
TheVerne 0
Don't worry about it. All kids go through these phases. I used to refuse to tell my father I loved him and then yell how much I hated him when I was little. Now, he is one of my best friends. Knowing that I was such a mean child still tears me up inside some time. Trust me, you are beautiful and she'll see it soon enough.
angeldo6695 0
awwww, it's okay, i called my mom ugly too, but she's actually pretty. hope its that same for you
Misha_fml 0
ground her for life!! :P
bubs_AKA_vermin 0
you should have a private talk with the organiser of the event. and also with your daughter.