Today, my daughter's school was putting on a fashion show for charity and all the kids were supposed to ask their mothers to be in it. I asked my daughter about it and she said, "Well, I was going to ask you, but they said to only 'ask all of your beautiful mommies'." FML
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Today, our little family business was asked to do a presentation at my daughter's school. When we got there and I saw her, I waved to her happily but she totally blanked me, plus my super strict mom smacked me on the back of the head for embarrassing her by not acting professionally while I was technically working. FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
Today, I went to the mall with two friends. A modelling scout approached us and asked both of my friends if they were interested in modelling. When the scout finally noticed me, she asked if I was their mom. We're all the same age. FML
Today, I went to a comedy show with my mom, and they asked the audience members to yell out their problems as ideas for an improv skit. My mom yelled, "My daughter can't get a boyfriend!" FML
Today, my friend called saying she was gathering all her girlfriends for a girl's night out. I was thrilled with the idea and started to think of something to wear. She then asked if I would mind watching her son. FML
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jet_fml 0
To be fair, I wouldn't want my mom in my school's fashion show either. :P
smiles1234456 0
aww :( little kids are really stupid and mean sometimes though
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lame16 0
How encouraging #16...
route95 0
I bet as a child with exposure to TV and magazines she sees beautiful as the unrealistic standards in magazines with models and actresses. That still sucks tho! sorry.
woahcomments 0
hahaha wow the people who write these FMLs about their kids have reeeally bitchy kids...
alex_vik 1
#16 - Not everyone is happy looking like plastic.
meg8989 0
kids can be jerks. thats why kids scare me . waaaaay too honest. you should not let her go to the fashion show as punishment. that'll show her bwahahha!
Misanthropist 0
YDI for having kids. Dumb ass.
FantasticFin 0
your an idiot and so are the others who are saying this! if nobody had kids you wouldn't excist and noone else would either 'dumass'
lkrofct 0
this is why no one should have kids
Misanthropist 0
YDI for having kids. Dumb ass.
free_Aus 0
We were all kids once. With kids, shit like this happens all the time. However, only some people choose to grow out of being brats. Others, like #28 should have just been aborted.
PaperxHearts_xox 0
Ouch. Don't worry about it, kids don't think about what they say. My little sisters tell me all the time, that I'm ugly. Kids will be kids. they don't mean anything by it, and they don't realize that it can hurt. but don't worry, I'm sure you're beautiful, in your own way (: don't listen to #16; he's a jerk.