Today, I have PCOS. So naturally, I have a glorious beard that I can decorate and put beads in, right? Wrong. Instead, I have a patch of fuzz, and a hairy asscrack. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
Today, I have alopecia areata and I constantly have reappearing bald spots all over my head. I cannot properly grow a beard, and one of my eyes has no eyelashes. However, my nose hair seems to grow at the rate of an old man on biotin. FML
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML
Today, at 24, I still can't grow a single bit of facial hair. Well, at least not on the right side of my face. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, I don't know what's worse, the fact that my hair sheds so much, or the fact that I find most of it in my butt crack. FML
Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML
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Anderling 33
Not gonna lie, I also think a nice beard you could braid and bead and stuff would actually be really fun to have. I'm sorry to hear it's not working out for you though.
XObunniiOX 2
sis I have this too. it sucks so bad. I mean, the least we could get out of it would be a nice beard 😑 I have to pluck the hairs every other day anyway, might as well have some fun with it.
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Anderling 33
Not gonna lie, I also think a nice beard you could braid and bead and stuff would actually be really fun to have. I'm sorry to hear it's not working out for you though.
XObunniiOX 2
sis I have this too. it sucks so bad. I mean, the least we could get out of it would be a nice beard 😑 I have to pluck the hairs every other day anyway, might as well have some fun with it.