Love: Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him...

By oicwydt - 31/01/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML

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thepokeduck 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 0:41

You should go with him. Learning a little about cars is useful to anyone, and plus, if you share in his interests, he's more likely to share in yours.

ertw 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 3:06

wow, he's trying to share his interests with you. grow up. plus I'm sure that you like going to chick flicks with him! talk about a double standard

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thepokeduck 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 0:41

You should go with him. Learning a little about cars is useful to anyone, and plus, if you share in his interests, he's more likely to share in yours.

Sabre300 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 10:55

nah because SOME (please note this SOME and don't call me sexist) girls are selfish, expecting guys to take part in no-men-allowed events but never making the relationship fair and balanced