Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came to visit from another state. My mom didn't want me to go to his hotel, but I did. When she asked about it, I lied to her and said I didn't go. She the showed me a picture of my car outside his hotel. FML
Today, I got the courage to ask my mom if I could go to the movies alone on my first date with my new boyfriend. She said OK, which was surprising because she never lets me go anywhere alone. When I got to the theatre with him I saw my mom. She had saved seats for us. FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML
Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 9 months asked me to park in a parallel street from where he lives when dropping him off. Why? Because his mom might see me. He's 32. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to accept, but that she'd basically have to get her mom's permission first. Apparently the answer was no. The worst thing is that she really is this unhealthily dependent on her mom, and probably wasn't lying about needing her permission. FML
Today, my parents asked if they could borrow my car. Why? Because they were going to see someone about a Craig's List ad and wanted to look poor. FML
Today, I asked my fiancee to drive me to the airport for a business trip in a few days. She ranted angrily that she already had plans, so I asked my mom to take me instead. Now she's pissed and saying, "Why don't you just go marry your mommy, since she does everything for you?" FML
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thepokeduck 0
You should go with him. Learning a little about cars is useful to anyone, and plus, if you share in his interests, he's more likely to share in yours.
ertw 0
wow, he's trying to share his interests with you. grow up. plus I'm sure that you like going to chick flicks with him! talk about a double standard
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thepokeduck 0
You should go with him. Learning a little about cars is useful to anyone, and plus, if you share in his interests, he's more likely to share in yours.
Sabre300 0
nah because SOME (please note this SOME and don't call me sexist) girls are selfish, expecting guys to take part in no-men-allowed events but never making the relationship fair and balanced
pepsie_fml 0
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ur sexist. lol jk. i just needed to do that
Apple_pie777 0
how could u not?
TheHub 0
How about you just grow a spine and voice your own opinions instead of using parents as proxies?
wicked_fml 0
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Moms never play/fight fair! I'm 29 in May and mine still doesn't, lol!!
jsmith1199 4
maybe if girls like you werent such lying sneaky bitches you wouldnt have this problem but yeah #9... its the moms fault. stupid bitches
SublatePandemic 0
haha. i have my mom do that all the time. i don't have the nerve to say no myself :P
the17doctor 12
You're pathetic. I'd be annoyed at my gf if she did that to me. Not to mention I'd rather do something alone than drag someone along who's bored.
24788 7
Lol, do something you like to do next time.
wrestler17 0
Hahaha just tell him yourself comunnication is *key* and asking your mom to bail you out is just another form of dishonesty :(
FBIWarning 0
lol love your mom
ertw 0
wow, he's trying to share his interests with you. grow up. plus I'm sure that you like going to chick flicks with him! talk about a double standard
IronBird 0
Thatg was a horrendously manipulative move on your part. You deserve worse.