Today, my daughter's school was putting on a fashion show for charity and all the kids were supposed to ask their mothers to be in it. I asked my daughter about it and she said, "Well, I was going to ask you, but they said to only 'ask all of your beautiful mommies'." FML
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Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to take her to Victoria's Secret so I could buy her some "sexy clothes". She's 9. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about who I wanted to ask to prom. I told her the names of the girls I was thinking of asking and she replied, "They'll say no, but you can always go with one of your cousins." FML
Today, our little family business was asked to do a presentation at my daughter's school. When we got there and I saw her, I waved to her happily but she totally blanked me, plus my super strict mom smacked me on the back of the head for embarrassing her by not acting professionally while I was technically working. FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
Today, I went to the mall with two friends. A modelling scout approached us and asked both of my friends if they were interested in modelling. When the scout finally noticed me, she asked if I was their mom. We're all the same age. FML
Today, I went to a comedy show with my mom, and they asked the audience members to yell out their problems as ideas for an improv skit. My mom yelled, "My daughter can't get a boyfriend!" FML
Today, my friend called saying she was gathering all her girlfriends for a girl's night out. I was thrilled with the idea and started to think of something to wear. She then asked if I would mind watching her son. FML
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
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jet_fml 0
To be fair, I wouldn't want my mom in my school's fashion show either. :P
smiles1234456 0
aww :( little kids are really stupid and mean sometimes though
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ITSxELLIE 0
guys come on! its jus someones story! no need to write an epic novel about how "stupid" it might be...but yah #16 needs to get a life...
pinkfakecheez 0
It's okay. Like others have said, kids don't realize what they're saying and how it impacts on people's emotions. When I started school I used to have to go to a Before and After school club (Because my mum used to work until 5pm some days.). I used to call the son of one of the teachers at the club "fatty" and I remember not really understanding that that could hurt one's feelings. Also, I went on holiday a few years back and made friends with a girl who was younger than me. She used to call me "fatty" too (Sounds like karma, doesn't it?) and wouldn't take notice when I told her that it wasn't nice. Don't worry. She'll be sorry about it when she grows up.
sASSmasterFlex9 0
this is truly ****** up and hurtful. kids can be so cruel without knowing. when i think of all the ridiculous things i said and did to my mother growing up it makes me sick to my stomach. please know that she's just a child and didn't mean anything by it.
Lindzzz 0
Don't make a big deal outta this. Kids are like so oblivious to things and your kid might tell you that you're beautiful in a week...or two...
24788 7
She's young and doesn't really think before she says anything.
Teh_Pwnage 0
This is a good time to start beating your child with a belt after she says something so mean
Spongebobsquarep_fml 0
you need to have a talk with her. my dads ex gf had a kid who was 6 and she told me I look pregnant and I almost cried
markrrrrr 0
Your daughter must be a real bitch. :S
xXlLaMaXx 5
u suck old hag
weavermycutecat 0
aw how sweet :P